Interesting info on pprune - and no one calling anyone an idiot - fascinating.
I gotta wonder how they come up with the numbers for the CAF a/c.
We all remember the joke of asking the CPA what 2 and 2 add up to. Usually he drags you into a corner and lowers his voice saying" What do you want it to equal?"
I was on one base where the Lead engineer insisted that all 3 engineers show up to launch 2 a/c 30 minutes apart and stay at the hangar all day. Once the a/c came back from the scheduled tasks he wouldn't let anyone work on them as " the customer might need them." Result 3X9 hrs in order to pull 2 sets of plugs and do 2 Post flights. He would then arrive in the base managers office and announce that he was grounding an a/c to do maint. the next day irrespective of a planned major offshore crew change the next day.
As total flying for both a/c was about 100 hours per month multiply 27 hrs per day X 30 days we get 810 hours or 8.1 man hours per flying hour. He then asked for more engineers so he could have a night shift. LOL
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Our suggestion that 5 guys not working on the helicopters was no improvement over 3 guys not working on the helicopters was recieved with little grace.
The result was 3 very bored engineers 2 ratty a/c and the PO'd customer planning around 6-8 days of US a/c per month. The base manager developed a nasty twitch and started picking on cute puppies. :blink:
Fortunately this situation was quickly resolved - fortunately before our collection for a hit man achieved its target and an empty barrel, 4 bags of cement and some old sling gear could be found
🙄 ( who says pilots and engineers can't co-operate?) and a new Lead arrived. After he picked himself off the floor onto which he had collapsed in horror when he saw what was going on he immediatly had a rotation set of one guy launching the 2 a/c and everybody else showing up at 10AM. if both a.c were flying or at 8AM if the customer only required 1 a/c and there was work to do on the other. The customer understood that maint was required and did not call it a unserviceable day day unless the a/c was well and truely grounded.
Result - Happy customer, Happy engineers, Happy pilots, Happy helicopters and the base manager got his sense of humour back ( That may have been the Prozac kicking in however).
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Aint't common sense wonderful.
My point being, I guess: Are they just counting hours spent in the hangar or hours spent actually working on the a/c. How many hours are the a/c flying per month? Are the techs working shifts or are there a bunch of guys standing around looking at an empty hangar?
Anybody have any information an that?