Delta or USAirways

[donttouchthebeauty]

Lets name it Delta COOCHIE - come and get your ride on the chatahoochie..... - Fits the Deltoids and we know that the investors and all the creditors care about them the most and want them to be happy, right? So come and get your ride with one of these fine delta coochies!!!

 

[JMM]

How about CAC - Cheap Ass Carrier

 

[Nachtjäger]

PiedmohawkecentralleghempiredeltrumPSAmericawesternortheastern Airwaylines, Inc.

I like that. It's catchy. The name says a lot.