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[US1YFARE]

But you can't stop Debbie Downer!"

Lindsay Lohan: Darn it, Debbie! You are not going to spoil my visit to Disney World! Now, I didn't say anything at "It's a Small World" when you went on about low birth weight in babies or during the fireworks when you started talking about Feline AIDS...

Debbie Downer: It's still the number one cause of death among domestic cats

Debbie Downer: By the way, don't forget the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at the other day and the doctor said that based on the size and shape of the edges, I am flirting with that melanoma thing.

Debbie Downer: OK, I guess I'll meet you all later at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents. You know they never did catch that anthrax guy.

 

[EMBFA]

She was totally Debbie Downer.

"By the way, its official. I'll never have children."

 

[US1YFARE]

"By the way, its official. I'll never have children."

That's the one i couldn't remember...i almost peed when she said that

I'll tell you what the Pilgrims did bring, smallpox.

 

[desertgal]

After over 20 years or more of service why are you still working?

Why retire?
When you can work zero in a vacay month (West contract),
thats five months of the year you don't have to work at all.
You can drop down to 40cr in the other seven.
Thats working just enuf to keep from getting bored.
And you still get the health insurance.

I've got 19yrs in and plan to keep going as long as possible.
What other full time job would allow me to work 3days a week?
I feel like a stay-at-home mom who gets to 'get away' once a week.
And, the longer you stay, the better the job gets.
I love my job.
LOVE it. Actually enjoy it. Its fun.
How many people in the world can say that?
The pax and coworkers can be really interesting.
I always come home with at least one good story.
I'll be here to the bitter end.
This job enriches my life.

 

[EMBFA]

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I've got 19yrs in and plan to keep going as long as possible.

Must be nice. My doctor says, with my arteries in their condition, it's highly unlikely I'll live to see seventy.

waaah wahh wah waaah

Hey, you know who's excited about Christmas? The credit card companies.

 

[flyguy121]

Must be nice. My doctor says, with my arteries in their condition, it's highly unlikely I'll live to see seventy.

waaah wahh wah waaah

Hey, you know who's excited about Christmas? The credit card companies.

LOL!

A few more for your enjoyment...

"The only thing higher than gas prices in this country are divorce rates."

"Hey, do you think Bob's single? He's handsome, smart, and charming. Of course, so was Ted Bundy."

"Wow, I haven't smiled this much since the Scott Peterson verdict."

"I'm prone to night terrors."

"Wake up. The corn belt is now the crystal meth belt."

WAAAHHHH......WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......

Gotta love Rachel Dratch! She's awesome! What's funny about the Debbie Downer skits is that we ALL know someone like Debbie Downer and would go out of our way to avoid her.

 

[usair_begins_with_u]

You have not truely lived until you have bedded an airline stewardess

 

[EMBFA]

This is true, but has what to do with the topic, Debbie Downer?

 

[US1YFARE]

Just carry your penicillin with you...wahwahwahhhhh

 

[flyguy121]

You have not truely lived until you have bedded an airline stewardess

"Yeah, it's hard to find dresses that hang right on my frame. Way to go, scoliosis."

 

[EMBFA]

"Did you guys hear about the new trash bags. I heard they leaked scalding coffee on a Boston reserve."

Waaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah waaaahhhhh

OK its too funny, desrves another viewing

Debbie Downer at Disney World

 

[US1YFARE]

That new pie is great, until you break a tooth on one of the pecans.

 

[EMBFA]

Did you guys see the new light blue dress. It'll really make you stick out in the event of a terrorist attack.

 

[US1YFARE]

I love looking at pictures of my cats...it makes me realize how much i'll miss them when they die of feline aids.

 

[EMBFA]

*shrieking with laughter!*

It is the number one killer of domestic cats.

Anyone hear anything about the widebody order. You know they still haven't done fire tests on those new composite airplanes.