FINISH THIS SENTENCE...

[Seatacus]

. . . thought about moving to England like Madonna did. But her fear of speaking with an English accent prevented her from . . .

...flying across the pond to hang out so instead she chose to party with Paris Hilton but had to postpone that for 45 days because Paris is doing a new series called Prison Life. Hopefully Paris will get some experience doing....

 

[KCFlyer]

...flying across the pond to hang out so instead she chose to party with Paris Hilton but had to postpone that for 45 days because Paris is doing a new series called Prison Life. Hopefully Paris will get some experience doing....

The warden, who will go on to...

 

[Seatacus]

The warden, who will go on to...

...do a sequel to Paris' last video which will be titled......

 

[cybercat]

...do a sequel to Paris' last video which will be titled......

An American in Paris

 

[cybercat]

An American in Paris

The role of Warden Gordon Borden will be played by.....

 

[local 12 proud]

The role of Warden Gordon Borden will be played by.....

...a digitally enhanced John Holmes laying the pipe 😱

 

[jerseyfinn]

...a digitally enhanced John Holmes laying the pipe 😱

But in the event that the producers can not secure the film rights from the late Johnny Wad's estate, Pixar Studios will allow Shrek to shred the leading lady. This, provided that Paris feels up to doing the movie since she recently tells a judge . . .

 

[USCREW]

But in the event that the producers can not secure the film rights from the late Johnny Wad's estate, Pixar Studios will allow Shrek to shred the leading lady. This, provided that Paris feels up to doing the movie since she recently tells a judge . . .

...that her new BFF is Angelina Jolie who speaks French fluently, and since her name is Paris, she should be spared this common prison sentence meant for peasants; MON DIEU! How can she be expected to...

 

[jerseyfinn]

...that her new BFF is Angelina Jolie who speaks French fluently, and since her name is Paris, she should be spared this common prison sentence meant for peasants; MON DIEU! How can she be expected to...

. . . rub elbows with those common ordinary folks who aren't rich enough to get a fancy lawyer to cut a backroom deal with the judge and must actually take responsibility for their actions and do their time for their crime. But Paris is of course special, that's why she . . .

 

[cybercat]

. . . rub elbows with those common ordinary folks who aren't rich enough to get a fancy lawyer to cut a backroom deal with the judge and must actually take responsibility for their actions and do their time for their crime. But Paris is of course special, that's why she . . .

was released today with a special ankle bracelet specially crafted for her by....

 

[Seatacus]

was released today with a special ankle bracelet specially crafted for her by....

...the Gucci prison line of fine designer prison apparel. It has a special inscription inside from one of the inmates that says........

 

[jerseyfinn]

...the Gucci prison line of fine designer prison apparel. It has a special inscription inside from one of the inmates that says........

"do the time for the crime, but if you're rich then you get to ditch ," So much for justice, but then again Paris ends up with an itch she got from . . .