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show em, and take pictures so that you can tell your children...
USCREW
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to stay in school so you don't have to show body parts for money. You should graduate too, so you don't have to join...
Seatacus
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...an airline to make a living, Instead you get job that you can make a career of like.......
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being a CEO of some corporation it pays well even in Bankruptcy and you get to.....
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Screw your employees and still walk away with millions, because ‘you’ have a contract. But it has given you…
USCREW
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the luxury to have moments of pure lunacy, and do things like...
Seatacus
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..go on vacation while your airline has a meltdown, but what do you care your main concern is making sure you........
USCREW
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...are the most senior one nonrevving (WOOHOO for YOH!), and hopefully the crew will recognize you and put you in F/C for free. After all these years, you deserve all the little perks; let the juniors deal with the meltdown! Maybe you can upgrade your room/cabin with a complimentary airline courtesy freebie; those are always nice. Does the restaurant give airline discounts? Maybe you can bum a ride with the crew to and fro. Gee, what else...
Seatacus
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...oh yeah, and to keep informed on the meltdown you will scour the airport for a free newspaper because no one can know where you are......
USCREW
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Unfortunately, the papers are all in Spanish and you flunked that class in high school, but you scour "El Mundo" anyway looking for words like US Airways, and malo, and stupido, and...
Seatacus
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...el gringo loco next to your picture. Since you can't understand anything you turn your thoughts to how Britney is doing in rehab and wondering if she is learning to keep her ...........
USCREW
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Meds in order. You think of suggesting a weekly pill organizer since it's served you so well. I't hard to keep up with...
Seatacus
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...all the meds it takes to make you forget you married K-Fed. If only she had ....
USCREW
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...been more like Chistina and marry a really ugly one who would worship the ground she walks barefoot on. Kinda like Jennifer Lopez and that husband of hers' who looks like he's an AIDs victim. It's better to be the prettier one. Look at Brad and Jen; now he's moved on and is ...
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...travelling the globe looking for new babies to add to his collection. His goal is to have one from ......
