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[USCREW]

We aren't in Kansas anymore...

We're in Tempe, the land of...

 

[BeenThereDoneThat]

We're in Tempe, the land of...

Snowbirds, coming from...

 

[CSAR GYRENE]

Snowbirds, coming from...

Hell, Michigan, where people.....

 

[USCREW]

Hell, Michigan, where people.....

try to sound like they're from Canada and say things like "Eh, wanna get sum dohnuts". They really seem to love donuts and...

 

[CSAR GYRENE]

try to sound like they're from Canada and say things like "Eh, wanna get sum dohnuts". They really seem to love donuts and...

And drinking Molson Ice, which tickles their...

 

[USCREW]

And drinking Molson Ice, which tickles their...

fancy, which makes them hungrier, which...

 

[Seatacus]

fancy, which makes them hungrier, which...

...makes them load up their rifles and start looking for Bambi because.....

 

[CSAR GYRENE]

...makes them load up their rifles and start looking for Bambi because.....

Venison is the healthiest and best tasting meat around, especially when flavored with.....

 

[Seatacus]

Venison is the healthiest and best tasting meat around, especially when flavored with.....

....a Jack Daniels BBQ sauce and a side of Spotted Owl (a Northwest favorite), and for dessert a little....

 

[USCREW]

....a Jack Daniels BBQ sauce and a side of Spotted Owl (a Northwest favorite), and for dessert a little....

striped tiger peppered with...

 

[CSAR GYRENE]

striped tiger peppered with...

no. 8 shot fired from a...

 

[Seatacus]

no. 8 shot fired from a...

..straw that I got from Jack in the Box since I live in a firearm free zone. The 2nd amendment nowadays means ........

 

[CSAR GYRENE]

..straw that I got from Jack in the Box since I live in a firearm free zone. The 2nd amendment nowadays means ........

Criminals are free to....

 

[UAL_TECH]

Criminals are free to....

... become baggage handlers to ship... 😛

 

[USCREW]

firearms...very lucrative moonlighting and...