No Spoons on Flights?

[USCREW]

I love it when someone says "I'm American, do I have to fill that out?"

That's my favorite. I usually say, "Only if you plan on coming back"!

My favorite is when the Customs & Immigration forms get handed out, passengers scream" wadd ya mean, you don't have pens for us??"
Airplane ride...not a Staples

I always have to hide my pen first. It's hard to say with a straight face that I don't have one when it's sticking way out of the top of my pocket. I'm not sharing my NASA space pen with anyone.

 

[BuffaloJoe]

NO!!!!
Shame on YOU for repeating a complaint from 2005!!!!!!!!
What a waste of time!

Get a life...

Why does it matter that it is from 2005? Do you actually believe that this has improved since?
There are a bunch of complaints where I found this, Link
Under Search, type in US Airways. Some complaints are actually funny!

 

[PhxMama]

I think you know

Fill me in on the joke boys, I dont get it and feeling left out. Do you mean green bologna? If I should have gotten this, I must be having a blonde moment. Mama

 

[Harry Callahan]

Let's just say that US is no doubt seeking to lower its F/C meal cost to be on par with the dining facility run by Mr Arpaio in Maricopa County.
And that's not bologna!!!!

Bob, you are to funny.

 

[MustangSally]

Two things you big fat whiner:

1. Did you use the spoon she offered cause that is nice and all, but YUCK...

2. You paid for the meal, not the plasticware--it was $7, what did you expect isn't the motto around here: you paid for _____ not _____ so shove your complaint up your hiney.

US1YFare you seem to have a lot of anger in you. Not good for your health. The flight attendants do the best they can with what they are given.

 

[N965VJ]

Complaints.com:

From: Beardens
Date: Thursday, 28-Dec-06 11:33:22 CST

US/America West Airways

I booked 5 one-way tickets…

Will somebody tell Beardens it’s called US/American West Airways?

Geez, some people.

 

[UWCactus]

Humor is an excellent communication tool. I wish I used it here more frequently.

Sarcasm is sooooo much more fun though.

I can't imagine that you have any sense of humor.

 

[BuffaloJoe]

Complaints.com:

Will somebody tell Beardens it’s called US/American West Airways?

Geez, some people.

I always thought it was US/Mexican West Airways

 

[REACC1]

No, Piney has a great sense of humor. Bug up yer butt?