Off-duty NW employee ejaculates on passenger

[FWAAA]

Wow. Here's a great employee in action:

Off-Duty NWA Worker Charged With Assault On Flight
(AP) Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.

According to an affidavit filed with the complaint, the woman said she was trying to sleep in her seat when the man sat down in an empty seat next to her. She said he touched her, and then got up and left. She then realized what had happened, and told flight attendants, according to the affidavit.

http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html

Mr Gonzalez: That's not what they mean by the "mile high club."

 

[tech2101]

Wow. Here's a great employee in action:
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html

Mr Gonzalez: That's not what they mean by the "mile high club."

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/16839321.htm

Here is another link to the story.

I will withold comment until Jenny chimes in.

 

[big jimmy]

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/16839321.htm

Here is another link to the story.

I will withold comment until Jenny chimes in.

Gee was a scab there to clean up the mess? Here is proof for ya finny, you get what you pay for.

 

[Necrophilias]

Gee was a scab there to clean up the mess? Here is proof for ya finny, you get what you pay for.

I suspect that Mr. G. will ge "ejaculated" from SCABAIR.

In the meantime SCABS will enjoy cleaning ejaculate from the interior of the airplane. What a fitting end to a messy story.

 

[chucky]

Gonzalez too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Gonzalez too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And Gonzalez too sexy for milan too sexy for milan
New york and japan
And Gonzalez too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party....
:blink:

 

[jenny@nw]

Gee was a scab there to clean up the mess? Here is proof for ya finny, you get what you pay for.

No need to chime in here at all... this just speaks for itself!

Oh...have you noticed? (or... who cares... but...) there's a $1500 hiring bonus. Come one, come all!

 

[desertfox]

Wow. Here's a great employee in action:
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html

Mr Gonzalez: That's not what they mean by the "mile high club."

I'ts also not what they had in mind when NW says they are comming out of bankruptcy......

 

[Spock]

No need to chime in here at all... this just speaks for itself!

Oh...have you noticed? (or... who cares... but...) there's a $1500 hiring bonus. Come one, come all!

I guess I missed that one :blink: $1500 hiring bonus? For eho?

 

[jenny@nw]

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Be prepared to fill out an application and complete a
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[Don Smith]

Ahhh the hiring bonus Mr. Spock! A sign of extreme need and desparation in the world of HR.

I guess I missed that one :blink: $1500 hiring bonus? For eho?

 

[robbedagain]

wow an open house with 1500 bonus wonder if the new hires will stick around past the spring and summer if theyre lucky enough to get enough

 

[jenny@nw]

wow an open house with 1500 bonus wonder if the new hires will stick around past the spring and summer if theyre lucky enough to get enough

I figure...$1500 means their starting wages are pretty low and they can't get enough people to stick around to get their training investment out of a person....

But...what do we know.

 

[SKY HIGH]

Wow. Here's a great employee in action:
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html

<announcing>.....CLEAN UP, ON AISLE THREE. LOL!

 

[Kev3188]

Not for nothing, but even though he was "off duty," he was still flying on company business (on a "2")...

Also, with regards to the subject title, he is/was an ESL (ramp lead).

 

[PurduePete]

He was on an F2? And he was a lead at only 20 years old?

You know, I am surprised that something like this hasn't happened (or been reported) sooner at the new NW. In their quest to drive down wages to support airfares cheaper than prices from the 1980's, the company must have had to really lower their hiring standards to find someone willing to start out as a PT ESE for $9.00/hr. - and these are the types of employees they are getting.

Maybe now they should change their logo from NWA to DNA...