Why can't a man be proud of his boner?
Come on guys, post your junk!
Love Life in a Funk? Post Your Junk!!
OR "Don't be a twit, tweet your Meat" Both are perfect ad slogans for Celias or Viagra
Or you could market an especially plump hot dog as "Randy Andy's BallPark Weiners"
Or maybe he should retire and open a chain of Deli's, "Andy's Deli, Where you can't beat our meat but you can send a pic of it anywhere"
THE ANDY WEINER SONG
Oh I wish I had a tweet of Andy's Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to see
'cause if I had a pic of Andy's Wie - ner
Ev-ery one would pay me to see
Andy's HOT DOG SONG
HOT DOG, Andy's HOT DOG
What kind of Girls love Andy's HOT DOG?
Sexy girls, shapely girls, Girls who climb on rocks
fat girls, skin-ny girls, ev-en girls with chicken pox
love HOT DOG, Andy's HOT DOG
The dogs Girls love to bite!
Well that's enough silliness for one night.