Three word story

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Anyone for a three word story?

From Wikipedia:

Three word story is a game in which a story is built by multiple people, who use three words each turn. It is a common favorite of forum gamers, since it is easy to explain and play in a linear, structured fashion. An example game goes as follows:

A fat man...
... walked into a...
... car and it...
... was very painful...
Punctuation is usually very uncommon in textual variants. The segmented nature of the story makes it easy to create seemingly-random plot twists that are only tangentially related to the last three words.

Should we keep this aviation? Thats up to yall.

I'll start it off:

A frequent flier...