Top Ten Reasons Why Twa Will Return!

[airlineman]

Top Ten Reasons Why TWA Will Return:

10 - The TWA livery was much attractive than the current AA livery.
9 - TWA pilots can fly circles around AA pilots.
8 - TWA flight attendants don't have bad breath like AA flight attendants.
7 - TWA ramp rats can pack a pit much faster than AA ramp rats.
6 - TWA destination posters are prettier than AA destination posters.
5 - TWA's terminal 5 at JFK is a work of art.
4 - TWA's pension plan is better than AA's pension plan.
3 - TWA sounds nicer than AA.
2 - TWA planes have appeared in more movies than AA planes.

The number 1 reason why TWA will return:

1 - I'll hit the powerball lotto and pay Arpey for the TWA brand, logo and parked planes; so I can start TWA's glorious return to the skies!

 

[TonyB]

Top 10 reasons why the above will never happen!

10-TWA livery looks like someone threw tomatoes at an airplane.
9-TWA pilots can't even change their own ACARS paper.
8-TWA flight attendants are so old they fart dust.
7-TWA ramp rats know their days are probably numbered.
6-I pick up after my dog with TWA destination posters.
5-STL looks more like a Greyhound terminal than an airport.
4-Don't worry, Arpey will try his best to change that .
3-TWA....should be TWA-T.
2-Yeah, thats because TWA had the most planes broke on the ground and not in the air making money!

1-If you ever hit the Power Ball you'd drink half and blow the rest on biatches!