USAirways New Theme Music
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Hmm.. that gave me an idea: "Send in the Clowns"? The following from wikipedia makes it all the more fitting:
The title refers to a phrase reputedly used in a circus when an unforeseen disaster had occurred, with the clowns being sent in to distract the audience from the problem. Alternatively, the title could refer to the practice in vaudeville theatre of sending the clowns on to the stage to distract the audience after a particularly bad act, or to the practice of sending in clowns at a rodeo in order to divert danger from a fallen rodeo cowboy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Send_in_the_Clowns
But I'm still partial to the Benny Hill Show Theme (Yakety Sax)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakety_Sax
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OK, I took a crack at it...let's see if we can perfect it.
Legacy First Class is the place for me
Great service and amenities
Good wine and food abound
F LCC, it's like flying Greyhound
LCC is where I'd rather stay,
I want nothing for the good money I pay,
I just love flying a bunch of hacks
Dahling I love you but my party cup is cracked.
...The Wait
...Always Late
...Stepford Stares
...It's SHARES
PHL is my life
Thus I am stuck
So, it's US--whatthef..k
It's the story
Of a hellish merger
Dougie drinks ... his way ... to happiness
Workers fight
And the planes are overheated
But it's a dryyyyy heat
It's the story
Of people who won't make it
To their des-tination anytime soon
But they saved
Three dollars over Southwest
And that's all that matters to the Kett-les
Ma and Pa Kettle
Ma and Pa Kettle
Kettles are ticked
But they saved three big buckaroonies
dum dum
dum-dum de dum dum
dum-dum-dum
Of a hellish merger
Dougie drinks ... his way ... to happiness
Workers fight
And the planes are overheated
But it's a dryyyyy heat
It's the story
Of people who won't make it
To their des-tination anytime soon
But they saved
Three dollars over Southwest
And that's all that matters to the Kett-les
Ma and Pa Kettle
Ma and Pa Kettle
Kettles are ticked
But they saved three big buckaroonies
dum dum
dum-dum de dum dum
dum-dum-dum
Supertramp "Crime of the century"
Now they're planning the crime of the century
Well what will it be?
Read all about their schemes and adventuring
It's well worth a fee
So roll up and see
And they rape the universe
How they've gone from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory?
Rip off the masks and let's see.
But that's no right - oh no, what's the story?
There's you and there's me
That can't be right
Now they're planning the crime of the century
Well what will it be?
Read all about their schemes and adventuring
It's well worth a fee
So roll up and see
And they rape the universe
How they've gone from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory?
Rip off the masks and let's see.
But that's no right - oh no, what's the story?
There's you and there's me
That can't be right
jimcfs
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Apologies to the Beatles for this one....
When I find myself with Philly trouble
Piney Bob, he talks to me
They lost another bag of mine, D.O.T.
Another hour of delay
This BS, it really gets to me
Speaking words of wisdom, D.O.T.
D.O.T., D.O.T.
Tempe has to listen, D.O.T.
And when the broken hearted Kettles
Flying in the world agree,
There must be an answer, D.O.T.
For though they may departed there is
Still a chance misconnect they be
There must be an answer, D.O.T.
D.O.T., D.O.T. Yeah
Tempe has no answer, D.O.T.
And since that one was so much fun, here's another, apologies to Eric Clapton on this one...
It's the Tempe drink, swallow with no blink, KoolAid
A 320's going down, fuel them on the ground, KoolAid
Doug don't lie, Doug don't lie, Doug don't lie... KoolAid
You just got bad news, your flight has the blues, KoolAid
When your day is done and your flight don't run, KoolAid
Doug's got folks, Doug's got folks, real good folks... KoolAid
If your miles are gone and you can't ride on, KoolAid
Don't forget this fact, CCY's not coming back, KoolAid
Stock goes down, stock goes down, keep going down... KoolAid
When I find myself with Philly trouble
Piney Bob, he talks to me
They lost another bag of mine, D.O.T.
Another hour of delay
This BS, it really gets to me
Speaking words of wisdom, D.O.T.
D.O.T., D.O.T.
Tempe has to listen, D.O.T.
And when the broken hearted Kettles
Flying in the world agree,
There must be an answer, D.O.T.
For though they may departed there is
Still a chance misconnect they be
There must be an answer, D.O.T.
D.O.T., D.O.T. Yeah
Tempe has no answer, D.O.T.
And since that one was so much fun, here's another, apologies to Eric Clapton on this one...
It's the Tempe drink, swallow with no blink, KoolAid
A 320's going down, fuel them on the ground, KoolAid
Doug don't lie, Doug don't lie, Doug don't lie... KoolAid
You just got bad news, your flight has the blues, KoolAid
When your day is done and your flight don't run, KoolAid
Doug's got folks, Doug's got folks, real good folks... KoolAid
If your miles are gone and you can't ride on, KoolAid
Don't forget this fact, CCY's not coming back, KoolAid
Stock goes down, stock goes down, keep going down... KoolAid
philly rocks
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This thread makes me scream, gets better and better as time goes on.
How about "Wipe Out"?
How about "Wipe Out"?
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I was thinking of the old standard " It's Impossible".
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here's a crack:
Heheheheheheee wipe oooout!
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Hey watch out
Here we go here go
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
For two years straight we pardoned the dust
It was worse than taking the bus
We wanted to escape and fly first class
so we payed way high fares for drinks in no glass
Kept the dirty seats and took the coat closets out
HP Jumped in over their heads ready to wipeout
Now we're ready to go
Here we go here we go
One one two one two one two hit it d
Here we go
Now when I get to PHL I head for other planes
Where Good wine and ontime service is part of their game
On US it was delays and lost bags and no fun
But when on other carriers is where the fun really begun
I kick back with my martini and laugh out loud
Chugalug Doug and his crew are heading for a wipeout
Oo oo
Ooo ooo
Oo
Oo
Oo oo
Wa-ah-ah-ah wawawa-ooh-oo
Wa-ah-ah-ah wawawa-ooh-oo
Thats it, that that thats it dit dit dit dit dit
Hit it d
When LCC started, the misery began
Doug and his lies to the people cold chillin boppin
We was complaining loud making lots of noise
When around the corner came legacy big boys
So we all jumped ship and started to shout
Lets all sing the song called the US wipeout
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Hey watch out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Stay go stay go stay go
Bring it out now
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
Wipin out wipe out
Hey watch out
Wah wah wah
Wipin out wipe out
I just like your version of the Beatles. Just killer funny!
It's not your talent, it's the timing. The Beatles one was jus more spot on. Per say. It is a Classic .😀
philly rocks
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Today's theme song in Phl, "money, money, money, monnnnney, MONEY!!!!!
