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Who are they kidding?

I see that US Airways will be setting up Recruiting Kiosks at Local Malls. They first wanted to set them up at local detention release rooms, but the FAA denied that request.

Job Requirements
- Must be at least 18 years of age.
- Graduation from high school plus a minimum of two years of customer service experience or the equivalent in related training and/or experience.
Who graduated at or before age 16 and has 2 years of Customer service? If they do, what makes you thing they be working for US.
- Must enjoy working with the public.
Taco Bell and McDonald's enjoy working with the public also.
- Demonstrates excellent interpersonal and verbal communication skills.
Otherwise Speak Mexican and Spanish
- Must be self-motivated and detail oriented, with a positive/cooperative attitude and be able to function effectively as a team member.
- Possesses basic computer skills with the ability to easily grasp the functionality and concepts of company software.
US Airways IT Department does not possess basic computer skills and whats easy about QIK/Shares?
- Ability to perform in a fast paced environment while maintaining a professional and effective approach to high-stress situations.
In other words, must be able to dodge planes on the runway
- Willingness to perform repetitive tasks and demonstrates the ability to lift up to 70 lbs.
- Ability to push/pull/move up to 200 lbs. (e.g., move passenger in wheelchair down/up jetway)
What is it, 70 or 200 pounds? What if the passenger weighs 400+ pounds? Better off flying DHL.
- Ability to obtain jet bridge certification
Now where would one buy this at, a Jet and Dry Car Wash?
Must be able to work varied hours, including nights, weekends and holidays.
I guess there is NO DRUG & BACKGROUND SCREENING ANYMORE!

Hey Hire some rednecks, it will save on Dental Insurance! :lol:
 

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