Whats with this crazy weather, Person Says
How about those Eagles, Person Says
LOL! What a bizarre title
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person says its a beautiful day.
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person buys a first class ticket on United.
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person goes to the grocery store.
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person go to Pat's Steak's in Philly for a Cheese Steak.
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person drives drunk in Scottsdale.
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person is in charge of IT Dept. in Tempe.
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person just lost his job in Baltimore.
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Person can't afford to buy a $55 breakfast.
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person is currently flying an Airbus to Los Angeles.
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person is changing a baby's diaper.
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person is buying tickets to see The Police.
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person just bought some Cocaine.
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person just ordered a Big Mac.
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person just entered the United States from Canada.
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person is on their way to Las Vegas for the weekend.
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person is talking on their cellphone while driving to the Airport.
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person has just been convicted of Saying US has a quality FC Product.
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person just flew HP to Phoenix, is now entering a mental hospital.
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person is screwing the people over in the White House.
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person just ordered a Tangueray and Tonic, with a Lime Wedge.
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person just watched the local news.
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person is singing along with the Rolling Stones.
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person is debating what dress they are going to wear tomorrow.
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person just seen their first hockey game.
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person just gave birth.
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person just went to the restroom.
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person just stepped onto the bus.
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person is calling you.
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person just went to an Alcoholic Annnonomous Meeting.
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person just smoked a joint.
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person just actually printed a boarding pass on US Airways.
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person just drank a beer with, another
person.
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person is arguing with an US Ticket Agent.
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person is soon gonna tell me what I can do with this
person.
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person is about to go to Europe on a Cruise.
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person is full of feces.!
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person can be a US Airways Gate Agent
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person can be a US Airways Flight Attendant.
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person can be a US Airways Ramp Worker
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person can be a US Airways Pilot
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person can be a retired US Airways Employee
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person is a US Airways Frequent Flier.
But the Most Important
Person is:
A person who cares for all the other persons needs of all the US Airways Employees and US Airways Passengers!