A lot of people are afraid to fly now. Tourism is down. Between terrorists with weapons ... passengers with SARS ... and pilots without pants ...
Have you flown lately? It’s like a nightmare flying now - drunk pilots, pilots with guns, naked pilots, runaway beverage carts – no wonder nobody wants to fly – it’s safer to take Amtrak.
Everyday on my day to work I see this billboard it says, "live nudes.†I always assumed it was an ad for a strip club, it turns out it is a recruiting poster for Southwest Airlines.
I guess you heard that two Southwest pilots were fired after being caught in the cockpit naked. They were naked in the cockpit. Now, their lawyer said they were just showing their support for the Dixie Chicks.
Did you hear this story? Today two Southwest pilots were fired for flying the plane naked! They''ve gone from no frills to no pants. You know who I feel sorry for? The pilots who have to sit on those seats during the next flight. Eeeew.