Oh no worries about a greasy bag, they are not laying out on top of your bag, they are laying out in your underwear!Now when I get my luggage lost going thru PIT, I can go tell them where to look for my luggage. Just make sure you wipe off the sun tan lotion off the bag please!
BTW, What do you mean Sunbathing at PIT? You mean the sun comes out there now? Sure Bill Cowler leaves and the sun comes out. No wonder he had that aweful grunt look on his face. 😎

Remember, experts say you can still get burned thru 10 layers of clouds..... 😉