EXCUSES

[signals]

Please remain seated
Bouncing to the terminal
Thanks Captain Kangaroo

If the fault is not of the pilot
The flight crew didn't do it
The airline was sound
It was the damn asphalt

Thanks for flying US folks
Insane urge
Blasting through the skies
Pressurized metal tube
Think US Airways!

If the history is unknown
Then repeat it we are doomed
The past is for our learning
The future is for our earning

Although I seek to no end
They wash these walls to hide my pen
The $#!Thouse poet strikes again!