I just worked with a former "EAST" F/A - Many topics

[USCREW]

well i'll sure try hard! I think I'll go the the air and space museum tomm. study up a bit. Just call me Sally Ride...wasn't she an astronaut?

UH HUH
I'll go for Jane Jetson. She had a rad space craft.

 

[US1YFARE]

View attachment 4993Oh, Ladies...HOT OFF THE PRESSES...The NEW US uniforms (the photo shows the uniform being used for pre-departure drink service)

 

[USCREW]

Here's your manual back. How do you carry that thing around? It's so heavy! I can't leave F/C, you know, rules and all, and Mr. Chairman is rattling again, so I'll just slide it all the way back to you okay? CATCH!


ARE YOU LISTENING? STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF AND KNEELING AND CROSSING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!!

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Here's your manual back. How do you carry that thing around? It's so heavy! I can't leave F/C, you know, rules and all, and Mr. Chairman is rattling again, so I'll just slide it all the way back to you okay? CATCH!

if you still can't reach...just send it with an ABP...well i'm off for my nap...don't tell anyone!

 

[USCREW]

View attachment 4993Oh, Ladies...HOT OFF THE PRESSES...The NEW US uniforms (the photo shows the uniform being used for pre-departure drink service)

I hope I don't have to dry-clean it. We don't get cleaning allowances anymore. I surely won't be HAND-washing that thing.

 

[USCREW]

if you still can't reach...just send it with an ABP...well i'm off for my nap...don't tell anyone!

Wake-up! It's showtime. We need to do our routine for departure before someone writy-uppies you.

 

[USstew23]

Perhaps, but I still still she looked pretty moronic on her knees crossing her arms in an X yelling at the gate agent. Yes, it was a 737.

Whether or not it is a safety procedure, I am not precluded from discussing it on any board. I am NOT an airline employee. And after seeing the circus act on HP flights, I would not want to work on HP metal!

And, YES, USCREW, that is one of the great things about UA and US--lots of educated FA's--and if not school educated, very experienced and worldly. Let's just say, things are little different out West. :blink:

Different??? Beyond different!!!

 

[Zarah]

Here is a question. Can the gate agent hear the person yelling?

 

[US1YFARE]

Zarah, that made it even funnier, honestly. This poor girl, and she was just a young girl, was screaming and waiving and yelling "look in the window look in the window" and then when she got on her knees and crossed her arms, i nearly lost it.

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Zarah, that made it even funnier, honestly. This poor girl, and she was just a young girl, was screaming and waiving and yelling "look in the window look in the window" and then when she got on her knees and crossed her arms, i nearly lost it.

The poor thing.

 

[N965VJ]

There's pictures in it too so you know how to stand when you say the stuff in the manual...everything is choreographed...you cannot think on your own

Good.

Manuals with lots of words suck.

Will it be like the cash register at my old job, you know, where there’s a picture of a hamburger, fries and stuff instead of numbers on the keys?

 

[IMisstheAladdinTrays]

Good.

Manuals with lots of words suck.

Will it be like the cash register at my old job, you know, where there’s a picture of a hamburger, fries and stuff instead of numbers on the keys?

E-mail that to Tempe right away!

 

[US1YFARE]

E-mail that to Tempe right away!

they don't have email. it's too expensive and complicated.

 

[N965VJ]

I could write a letter.

I kept losing my Space Pens, so I’m only allowed crayons now.

But they write upside down too, and come in lots of pretty colors!

 

[US1YFARE]

Remember, the only colors allowed are turquoise and orange--the colors of the Holy Land.