1) PAX to Flight Attendant..."Hi, can I get some catsup?" (after seeing that french fry on the floor, thank goodness we dont have any.. because just as plain as day.. as that fry is on the floor, the catsup will be next)
2) Flight Attendant to PAX..."Is there anything I can take for you?"(what appears from nowhere..like magic.. at least a dozen fast food bags..representing every restaurant chain in this country.. immediately are given at once)
3) PAX to Flight Attendant..."Five dollars for a Bud..are you serious?" (then you dont want to know the price of the lite beer...its exactly the same)
4) Flight Attendant to PAX..."Hi, can I please take those cans that for some reason have managed to fall on the floor, are smashed in the seat pockets including those the entire row has piled up on your sleeping neighbors tray table" (we recycle)
5) PAX to Flight Attendant..."you are actually going to charge me for the bag of nuts" (actually we call it trail mix and its delicious...three dollars..oh and correct change please)
..."will you accept loose change? I actually have enough change for 2 snack boxes" (blank stare that last a few moments, continues another few moments, a few more....Umm sure, I would be delighted..ya betcha)
6) Flight Attendant to PAX..."I am sorry.. I can not heat up.. the tuna removed from the open can.... from the snack box for a homemade tuna melt that has been put on the slices of bread from the loaf and cheese you brought with...as...the ovens were taken off a time ago...that is why all we have is a can of tuna in a snack box...mmmm.. but it sounded like it would have been good" (now Im hungry, I wish we still had what use to be an actual crew meal)
7) PAX to Flight Attendant..."Can you break a hundred"..(that just makes me giggle every time)
8) Flight Attendant to PAX..."The coupon actually states its worth 10 dollars spent in the airport, I wish I could..but really cannot give you a package of M&M's and two packs of Twizzlers and a dollar change as requested"
9) PAX to Flight Attendant..."Thank you for a very nice flight"
10) Flight Attendant to PAX..."You are welcome and thank you, we enjoyed having you aboard with us today and look forward to seeing you again soon, have a great day" 🙂