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Dell...why was Ken Starr assigned as a special prosecutor? What did he find for what he was hired to look into (answer-nothing)...how come he began investigating things that had nothing to do with what he was originally hired to investigate?
Looking at his actions, I'd have to agree that there was indeed a vast right wing conspiracy - funded by Richard Mellon Shaife.
Here's a typical conversation in Ken Starrs office:
"Looks like we got nothing on Clinton in this Whitewater thing"
"Yeah...but look here...here's a story of Clinton being part of a cocaine smuggling ring in Little Rock"
"I'm on the case"
weeks later
"Well, we came up empty on the coke deal"
"Not to worry....have you heard about the goings on in the travel office?"
"I'll check into that"
months later
"Sad to say, nothing we can nail him with in the travel office"
"Yeah...but you know, don't you think the suicide of the Foster guy looks kinda fishy"
"Yeah...I'd heard he'd been Hillary's secret lover...I'm on the case...get Falwell on the phone for me, I think he had a pretty illuminating video on this"
"You got it boss"
months later
"Well..the Foster thing didn't pan out...turns out he really did kill himself"
"Yeah Ken...but check this out - some troopers in Arkansas told me that Clinton dropped trou in front of some chick with a big nose"
"Hey...she's kinda cute except for that schnoz...but the REST of her...not bad at all. A little nosejob and she'd be a candidate for Playboy"
"Can I help you look into this one? I'd kinda like to meet her myself"
"Sure...maybe she can tell us any particular things about Clintons dick...this one sure is juicy"
many months later
"Kenny my boy, I think you hit paydirt...Clinton can't seem to keep his pants up...offered to pay the chick off...and hey...I got a call from some gal named Linda...said she had a gal whose an aide in the white house confiding in her...claims she gave Bill a hummer"
"Wow...is she as hot as this Paula gal?"
"A little chunky, but I wouldn't turn her away"
And then there was an impeachment.
Now - if that a vast right wing consipiracy, what is?
The part about Bill Clinton smuggling cocaine is actually true. 😉
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