Post Your U S Airways Dot Com Haiku Here!

[ITRADE]

Everybody's favorite airline website:

Back button of death,
The website torments me now,
Toll free number gone.

Hit the back button,
All your data is but lost,
Baldanza now laughs.

 

[ringmaruf]

USAir dot com
No back button, no brainer
Stupid outsourced paint

 

[bobcat]

Internet Booking

Wrong Date Appears
That's Not The City I Wanted
Two Tickets One Person

Oh, Where Can My Confirmation Be
Trouble Trouble Trouble

1 800 428-4322
HELP USAIRWAYS Agent HELP

Oh Woe Is Me

 

[Chicken Taco]

What a worthless site
Where have the timetables gone
Four clicks to reach them

Click on career page
sixty-two positions shown
why all the furloughs

Need to go this week
Eight hundred more than Southwest
It's the fares stupid


..CT

 

[mweiss]

Click on career page
sixty-two positions shown
why all the furloughs

Maybe it's because
Non-union positions are
Not quite as secure

Thus it's easier
To work for a company
That will stick around

 

[diogenes]

I don't use the website much, but as it is SABRE based,


What SABRE stands for

S.ome A.merican B.@#$%&d

R.uin'd E.verything!

 

[skyguy25]

" I love U-S Air
The Best Airline in the World
It begins with u!"

 

[N607P]

New design debuted
Nearly year ago, but still
Just on the home page

Die die die die die
Die die die Baldanza Die
You screwed this airline

 

[ELP_WN_Psgr]

Need to fly for less.
Check fare on U S Airways.
Certain heart attack.


Flying from Philly.
Providence fare is cheap now.
Buffalo is not.

 

[olivia]

Thanks for the laughs....

these are hilarious...will work on my own!

These should be required reading for management!

 

[ITRADE]

First class seats are gone,
Flight attendant snears at me,
You want fries with that?

Southwest comes to town,
Yields crash like trees in ice storm,
Why no rolling hub?

Your ticket is lost,
Kiosks stare at you blankly,
No one hears your scream.

 

[A Baby Ate My Dingo]

Hahahahahaha.....Too funny. That last one "no one hears your scream" cracks me up. To true! 😀

 

[diogenes]

Trade,

Couldn't help from busting out laffin' at the last one! 😀

 

[2clippedwings]

Ineptitude flow
Struggling hard to plug the dike-
Employ a strong dam

 

[OldGuyinPA]

SWA site is simple
USAirways...is like a pimple

They win ...U loses...

Plain and Simple......

Dave's go away.....