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Prior to the fall
Seigal, Bronner make their move;
Thousands screwed again.
 
Back Button of Death
Really Crappy Fares Abound
U S Air dot Com

design circa 94
cant find what im looking for
Deleted by moderator
 
Now that Siegel's gone
and Lakefield's taking his place
Will anything change?
 
try to book travel
click on green box and no no!
red boxes mock me!

and...

try to pick on the
U S Air ways dot com team
mod kills funny post


It's okay though, you have a job to do, and I respect that. I found the haiku pretty funny though. 🙁
 
US Airways sucks

US Airways website sucks

US Airways management sucks

US Airways service sucks

US Airways aircraft are filthy

US Airways is too expensive

US Airways maintenance is now done by the aviation equivilent of Family Dollar

US Airways treats employees like edited

US Airways treats executive-level management very well (sorry Dave to see you go, but your "layoff" package could have supported me for the rest of my life :angry: ) He11, I got some stock in the new and exciting US Airways. Gotta call E-Trade and see how that's doing.

US Airways furloughed all the pretty flight attendants

US Airways thought "Office Space" was a documentary on leadership in the workplace.

US Airways thought "Airplane" was a flight operations training video.

US Airways should be on the Dr. Phil Show since we're such a dysfunctional house of white trash. Or maybe Jerry Springer. Let the IAM employees kick the living sh1t out of their spineless union leadership. No furlough clause, remember it?

US Airways finds its investors in Alabama <insert "Deliverance" theme here>, not on wall street. Can't wait until the Crystal Palace moves into the back of Uncle Jesse's honkytonk.

US Airways will probably be shot, embalmed and buried by this time next year.


I'm such an accomplished poet.
 
Man you been gone over a year and a half, let it go all ready. There is life beyond US Airways, you need to seek some help.

Your coworkers voted away the no furlough clause and you are one of 20,000 at this company to get laidoff and one of 100,000 in the industry, move on and get a life.
 
700UW said:
Man you been gone over a year and a half, let it go all ready. There is life beyond US Airways, you need to seek some help.

Your coworkers voted away the no furlough clause and you are one of 20,000 at this company to get laidoff and one of 100,000 in the industry, move on and get a life.
"Man you been gone over a year and a half, let it go all ready. There is life beyond US Airways, you need to seek some help."

Yeah, I'm living that life right now. 40% less pay, excruciating boredom at my job, no advancement potential (all that aviation experience is just so in demand these days). I was sold out by my company and union leaders. Now, the career I prepared for my entire life is ruined and there's no hope on the horizon. Yes, there is a life after US Airways and it sucks. Can't wait for you all to join me. 🙁
 


I love my job
I work for an airline
Glamour job
Envy me, I fly for free
Who is my boss this week?
My numbers aren't right
I must refill
My Zoloft
 
Not an USAirways dot com haiku, but...

layoffs really suck
industry is not stable
you have to move on
 
N513AU said:
Yeah, I'm living that life right now. 40% less pay, excruciating boredom at my job, no advancement potential (all that aviation experience is just so in demand these days). I was sold out by my company and union leaders. Now, the career I prepared for my entire life is ruined and there's no hope on the horizon. Yes, there is a life after US Airways and it sucks. Can't wait for you all to join me. 🙁
Easier to blame everyone else instead of taking the bull by the horns and improve your life.

And thanks for the bad wishes, you are a real nice guy, NOT!
 
US Airways dot com plane in Charlotte
Was polished and glossy
I couldn't see the lap joint repairs
 

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