Dougie: I'm gonna be on TV.. DICK...I'm gonna be on TV!
Dick: Thats great Dougie...Try to look humble.
Dougie: :blink:
Dick: You know, tell em' how much your gonna miss the Red Tail. Those newsies love the old Red Tail.
Dougie: Where is the Red Tail going?
Dick: We talked about this Dougie, your new job is to shine shoes in the boardroom...remember?
Dougie: Oh yea...Shoes
Dick: Tell em' how bad you feel being the LAST CEO of the Red Tail...That'll pull the old heartstrings.
Dougie: :huh:
Dick: Come on Dougie...We talked about this. You'll go out the hero, remember?
Dougie: Yeah....the Hero! I saved the airline...I SAVED THE AIRLINE!
Dick: Thats right Dougie...you saved it. Now don't mention the paycuts or job losses at all, you always get to
looking stupid when you get flustered.
Dougie: Yeah, Stoopid.
Dick: Now here, put on the neck brace.
Dougie: Aw shucks Dickie, you know I don't like that neck brace...its itchy.
Dick: Now Dougie, you're going to be on TV, the neck brace will be a little sympathy insurance to choke up the
audience. Now put it on!
Dougie: Oh awl right. Do I have to wear this in the bored room?
Dick: No Dougie, nobody will pay any attention to you...I'll handle the board room. You just buff and shine.
Dougie: You always said I would shine Dick.
Short interview with Steenland of the "mile-wide-inch-deep" variety...
Video can be found here.
As an added treat, former Minister of Propaganda and "fan favorite" Jon Austin gets a cameo.
