Where the heck is Doug?

[LCC_#1]

Where is DoUgIe these days? He's usually flapping his jaws about something on TV or webcast. Is he in rehab, on a binge, or still [edited by mod] embarassing himself with his DUI and crazy attempt to take over Delta?

It seems both he AND Kirby are keeping a low profile. Perhaps they're trying to speed along the service improvements from a month ago YET to be SEEN or given a timeline?

 

[BuffaloJoe]

Where is DoUgIe these days? He's usually flapping his jaws about something on TV or webcast. Is he in rehab, on a binge, or still under his desk licking his balls after embarassing himself with his DUI and crazy attempt to take over Delta?

They are in Philadelphia onboard a plane bound for PHX.





Their seats were broke so someone from maintenance is flying up from CLT. Then they repaired the seats and are still on the taxiway waiting to take-off!









When they get to PHX , they will find their luggage not there with them. Where O' Where did my Samsonite go? 😎 😎

 

[JayBrian]

Maybe they are in Chicago.

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/070613/united_cons...ation.html?.v=4

 

[SKY HIGH]

Where is DoUgIe these days? He's usually flapping his jaws about something on TV or webcast. Is he in rehab, on a binge, or still under his desk

Making a video with Paris--> http://youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss



only stating opinions

 

[robbedagain]

nah he just went to a bar to get drunk again only this time he has a personal limosuine to take him to and from his home 😛 😀 🙄

 

[JMM]

nah he just went to a bar to get drunk again only this time he has a personal limosuine to take him to and from his home 😛 😀 🙄

No, that would mean that he learned from his mistakes. We all KNOW that would not happen. 😛

 

[usair_begins_with_u]

Counting the millions he wrangled from the LCC workforce?

 

[N965VJ]

Working on the next merger.

 

[noname]

nah he just went to a bar to get drunk again only this time he has a personal limosuine to take him to and from his home 😛 😀 🙄

Bet ya it's paid for by the company (hidden in his compensation package)...It is amazing the things that execs get the company to pay for and the stockholders don't raise any ruckus.

 

[AstroLounge]

Where is DoUgIe these days? He's usually flapping his jaws about something on TV or webcast. Is he in rehab, on a binge, or still [edited by mod] embarassing himself with his DUI and crazy attempt to take over Delta?

It seems both he AND Kirby are keeping a low profile. Perhaps they're trying to speed along the service improvements from a month ago YET to be SEEN or given a timeline?

Heard they were sampling Dim Sum for the anticipated service to CHINA Rumour has it they are really agonizing over the decision to be made: Chop sticks out of Wood or plastic? Hello........who in the hell is IN CHARGE under "The BIG Top"!?

 

[autofixer]

Hello........who in the hell is IN CHARGE under "The BIG Top"!?

The clown on the undersized tricycle. 😉

 

[AstroLounge]

The clown on the undersized tricycle. 😉

Have you ever tried driving one of them drunk? If I drive by the Rio Salado fortress and see one(s) I know where the problem rests.(Oh, I know it could be a DO CREW prepping for a bike race to save the local cactus 😛 )

 

[Pylit]

DP is preparing the UAL merger.

 

[Dog Wonder]

Heard they were sampling Dim Sum for the anticipated service to CHINA Rumour has it they are really agonizing over the decision to be made: Chop sticks out of Wood or plastic? Hello........who in the hell is IN CHARGE under "The BIG Top"!?

No chopsticks. LCC wants customers that eat with their feet.

 

[AstroLounge]

No chopsticks. LCC wants customers that eat with their feet.

THAT would be Live Entertainment. I was thinking they could sell advertising space on the paper liners that hold the chopsticks.....part of the "Advertise with US" campaign. I am still waiting for toilet paper and sanitary napkins with an advertising opportunity. Next thing, Depends.