A good laugh for all of us
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That was a good one...thanks for the chuckle...
here's one for you:
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
Yes. What can I do for you?"
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)
here's one for you:
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
Yes. What can I do for you?"
I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)
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SOLVING THE ILLEGAL ALIEN PROBLEM
While investigating the recent “Mad Cow Disease†scare, the federal government was able to track the history of a cow suspected of carrying the disease from it’s current home in the state of Washington to it’s birthplace in Canada almost three years ago, right down to the stall.
They were also able to track down her off-spring and locate them on the farms they were sold to.
Conversly, there are 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country that the federal government seems incapable of finding.
SOLUTION: Give every illegal alien a cow.
While investigating the recent “Mad Cow Disease†scare, the federal government was able to track the history of a cow suspected of carrying the disease from it’s current home in the state of Washington to it’s birthplace in Canada almost three years ago, right down to the stall.
They were also able to track down her off-spring and locate them on the farms they were sold to.
Conversly, there are 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country that the federal government seems incapable of finding.
SOLUTION: Give every illegal alien a cow.
Seatacus
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why
such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why
such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied: "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
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