A very public trip report

[nostradamus]

excuse my witlessness.

The damage caused to my self esteem by your statement is irreversable.

 

[USCREW]

The damage caused to my self esteem by your statement is irreversable.

How do you mend a broken heart?
How do you stop the sky from falling?
How do you...



I'm going to sing sappy love songs like a scorned woman.

 

[nostradamus]

How do you mend a broken heart?
How do you stop the sky from falling?
How do you...
I'm going to sing sappy love songs like a scorned woman.

Ok, I forgive you, but if you and I and Britney were stuck on a international island, lets say near Mexico, I would pick Britney over you to spend the majority of my time.

 

[USCREW]

Ok, I forgive you, but if you and I and Britney were stuck on a international island, lets say near Mexico, I would pick Britney over you to spend the majority of my time.

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me!
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me!
Dontcha!!!!

 

[nostradamus]

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me!
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me!
Dontcha!!!!

Ok, lets get something "straight" now. If we would be on that island and Britney would foolishy avoid my advances , I would entertain myself rather than be with you, no offence, ok.

 

[USCREW]

Ok, lets get something "straight" now. If we would be on that island and Britney would foolishy avoid my advances , I would entertain myself rather than be with you, no offence, ok.

"straight"? Why the quotation marks? What are you saying? :blink:

Britney's got nothing on me!!!!

 

[N965VJ]

<SNIP> Britney's got nothing on me!!!!

Yeah, and you snagged all the cool t-shirts and lanyards and stuff.

 

[USCREW]

Yeah, and you snagged all the cool t-shirts and lanyards and stuff.

GASP!
I did not! I tried in PHX, but the guard wouldn't let me without a "C" number.

 

[N965VJ]

GASP!
I did not! I tried in PHX, but the guard wouldn't let me without a "C" number.

PHX? Like your seniority means anything out there.

Didn’t you hear? It’s FCFS at the trinket table.

 

[USCREW]

PHX? Like your seniority means anything out there.

Didn’t you hear? It’s FCFS at the trinket table.

I missed the twelve hour cut-off. They just turned me away like an orphan.

 

[N965VJ]

I missed the twelve hour cut-off. They just turned me away like an orphan.

I say blame the retirees.

First they and their six kids bump us off our commute, next they sneak in and take all the lanyards.

I await the day they shuffle off this mortal coil.

Anyhow, I think the NPR guy has no idea how to pronounce "Lufthansa". It's not a lisp. Kind of like the people that think Porsche is a one syllable word.

 

[BoeingBoy]

Kind of like the people that think Porsche is a one syllable word.

I know what a back porsche is - built one a while back. I've thought 'bout adding a front porsche to the doublewide. But I ain't ever heard of a two syllable porsche....

Jim

 

[USCREW]

I know what a back porsche is - built one a while back. I've thought 'bout adding a front porsche to the doublewide. But I ain't ever heard of a two syllable porsche....

Jim

La'nai

 

[ringmaruf]

La'nai

That's one of our Hawaiian destinations, right? B)

 

[USCREW]

That's one of our Hawaiian destinations, right? B)

Yes, it's a new one. Just popped out of the Pacific.