Sounds like the Colonel has his undies in a bundle. Stand down Gunny.
"Colonel/Gunny"? Sigh! Move2CLT/dca/whatever-your-latest pathological, lying fantasy: You've no apparent idea what it says about your "spartan" self to offer those up as what you clearly imagine to be "insults".
"Stand down Gunny"...? OK. Accept the wager, and offer me even the slightest reason to respect "you'se" as an actual person, much less supposed "pilot"....and no; you can't just use an XBox. No? Oh well. Just keep typing then kid, if it comforts you to do so. 🙂
And anyone could even wonder why it's utterly impossible to avoid laughing at self-styled "spartans", "knights" who've "fought with valor" in "many battles", T-shirted-bastions of purchased and printed "integrity", and even "dire wolves"? 😉
I know of decent folks out west. How those tolerate such as yourself must remain a mystery.