control copy.
---go for control.
we are going to be running engines one and two at a-99. we will require an airstart, beltloaders be moved and cargo doors closed. also need a forty minute advise.
---forty minute advise, will contact ramp control copies.
>>>>>>>twenty minutes later...
control copy.
---go for control.
a-99 still waiting on airstart, beltloaders and cargo doors to be closed.
---control copies i'll contact a ramp supervisor.
>>>>>>>twenty minutes later.
control copy.
---go for control.
a-99 requesting another forty minute advise to begin once ramp has taken care of their equipment and a wake up call.
---ramp never showed?
no sir.
---standby a-99
copy.
>>>>>>10 minutes later...
---A-99 copy.
a-99.
---Plane change for a-99. aircraft xxxx is going to the hanger.
copy plane change for a-99.
>>>>>>a good bit better than a hour later...
hang mx: control copy
---go control.
hang mx: a-99 is preparing to taxi for the hanger, can we get the belt loaders moved and an airstart?.
Here is another good one for you.
PTO waiting for his aircraft to arrive at A-99. 20 minutes pass by.
control copy a-99
---go for control
has there been a gate change for ship xxxx?
---no, ship xxxx is og for a-99.
Five minutes later ship xxxx still has not arrived at a-99. Super Scab PTO leaps aboard his tugmobile and heads out in search of his missing aircraft weaving his way through the ramp evildoers. Far away PTO sees what could be his aircraft and heads that way. At a-1 he finds ship xxxx stuck behind ship 0000.
control copy a-99.
---go for control
can we get a marshalling crew for a-1. ship 0000 is blocking the taxi-way keeping ship xxxx from getting by.
---control copies a-1 needs parking.
>>>>>>>10 minutes later...
---a-99 copy control.
go for a-99.
---did xxxx get by a-1?
No, ship 0000 has yet to be marshaled in. Ship 0000 and xxxx has done a fine job blow-drying the tarmac out here though.
---copy that. (anger is lurking in voice).
>>>>>>>five minutes later.
Control copy A-99
---go for control.
still no ramp personnel for a-1. ground time for a-99 is down to 20 minutes.
---control copies.
>>>>>about five minutes later... Here comes this ramper slouching along dragging his feet moving slower than slow motion. He slithers over to the box mounted on the side of the jet way and slowly opens it and slowly reaches in to pull out the wands. Then he slowly walks over to his position and just stands there looking out at ship 0000. A few minutes later here comes the wing walkers.
Ship 0000 finally gets parked and ship xxxx is on its way. Super Scab PTO returns to A-99 to greet ship xxxx and to perform maintenance with the limited time left on the clock.
Control a-99 maitenance ready.
---a-99 maintenance ready, thank you.