InternationalShannon
Veteran
hahahahahahahhaa......Ok I made it up.
I've been home sick all week. I would consider this "behaving" considering how much free time I had.
Love all you angry people!
~snn~
Chimps driving planes?
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hahahahahahahhaa......Ok I made it up.
I've been home sick all week. I would consider this "behaving" considering how much free time I had.
Love all you angry people!
~snn~
InternationalShannon
Veteran
Ok I made it up.
I've been home sick all week. I would consider this "behaving" considering how much free time I had.
Love all you angry people!
~snn~
Boooooo just delete it then 🙁
Toothy Grin
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Nooo, don't delete it. It's funny! Besides...
Chimps flying planes?
You mean they're not already??!!! (bah dum bump ting!) 🙄
The FAA is going to roll it out slowly at first with just the First Officer being replaced giving new meaning to the phrase 2nd bananna! (oooohhhhhh)
This was actually started by the passengers who thought all of the fa's who sleep with pilots could use an UPGRADE to their monkeying around (aaahhooogah!)
The FAA figured well if we have one to run the country why not two to fly an airplane! (cookoo! cookoo!) :blink: 😛h34r:
The company in its last ditch attempt to settle the pilot issue funded the program because chimps create less drama, stink and mess! (Hey!, Hey!!! Watch it!!!)
and finally,
Their ex-wives are behind it!
....now. I have things to do ...you feel better whomever you are
Chimps flying planes?
You mean they're not already??!!! (bah dum bump ting!) 🙄
The FAA is going to roll it out slowly at first with just the First Officer being replaced giving new meaning to the phrase 2nd bananna! (oooohhhhhh)
This was actually started by the passengers who thought all of the fa's who sleep with pilots could use an UPGRADE to their monkeying around (aaahhooogah!)
The FAA figured well if we have one to run the country why not two to fly an airplane! (cookoo! cookoo!) :blink: 😛h34r:
The company in its last ditch attempt to settle the pilot issue funded the program because chimps create less drama, stink and mess! (Hey!, Hey!!! Watch it!!!)
and finally,
Their ex-wives are behind it!
....now. I have things to do ...you feel better whomever you are
whatkindoffreshhell
Veteran
Feeling pretty smug there eh IS? You are most definitely not worthy.
I know if anyone suggested my professional skills could be accomplished by an animal then I would be rightfully disturbed. Pilots have lives depending on their choices and are highly skilled people.
Don't ever make fun of a person's bread-earning choices. Garbageman or pilot.
Close this thread mods.
I know if anyone suggested my professional skills could be accomplished by an animal then I would be rightfully disturbed. Pilots have lives depending on their choices and are highly skilled people.
Don't ever make fun of a person's bread-earning choices. Garbageman or pilot.
Close this thread mods.
Toothy Grin
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Mods,
leave it open! It is funny!
whatkindoffreshhell,
If the mods do delete this...please, please, next head over to Google and have them delete the pages and pages of pilot jokes:
You can find it here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=jokes+about...amp;rlz=1I7TSHB
Then go over to Saturday Nite Live and grouch at them
Then come to my hometown West Hollywood and I'll take you to the movie studios so you can have them remove all the airline comedy related movies of the past and future. Wear a full metal jacket because these cynical b-----s will absolutely shred you.
and finally as head through T1 hat in hand, remember the jokes on you...you won't realize this until you let go of your self importance...this is what truly damns you and anyone else to hell.
Oh, here's a maudlin cherry to top it all off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTo6kSZlPI
Int snn you will like the accents in the video, yes?
leave it open! It is funny!
whatkindoffreshhell,
If the mods do delete this...please, please, next head over to Google and have them delete the pages and pages of pilot jokes:
You can find it here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=jokes+about...amp;rlz=1I7TSHB
Then go over to Saturday Nite Live and grouch at them
Then come to my hometown West Hollywood and I'll take you to the movie studios so you can have them remove all the airline comedy related movies of the past and future. Wear a full metal jacket because these cynical b-----s will absolutely shred you.
and finally as head through T1 hat in hand, remember the jokes on you...you won't realize this until you let go of your self importance...this is what truly damns you and anyone else to hell.
Oh, here's a maudlin cherry to top it all off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTo6kSZlPI
Int snn you will like the accents in the video, yes?
GuntherA320
Senior
A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on
display. While he was there, an officer from the local AF base walked
in and said to the shopkeeper 'I'll take a 6114 monkey, please.'
The shopkeeper nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and
took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed
it the officer, saying, 'That'll be $2,000, please.' The officer paid
and left with the monkey.
The surprised tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, 'That was a
very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars.
Why did that one cost so much?'
The shopkeeper answered, 'Ah, that 6114 monkey, he can rig aircraft
flight controls, score 300 on the Air Force Personal Fitness Test, set
up a perimeter defense and perform the duties of any enlisted man with
no back talk or complaints. It's well worth the money'.
The tourist then spotted a monkey in another cage. 'That one's even
more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?' he asked.
'Oh, that one' replied the shopkeeper. 'That's a 'Maintenance
Supervisor' monkey. It can instruct at all levels of maintenance,
supervise maintenance at the unit, intermediate, and Depot level, and
even do most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed'.
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in
a cage. The price tag was $50,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed,
'This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the
world can it do?'
'Actually' said the shopkeeper 'I've never actually seen him do
anything but drink beer (deleted by moderator) but his papers say
he's a Pilot.
display. While he was there, an officer from the local AF base walked
in and said to the shopkeeper 'I'll take a 6114 monkey, please.'
The shopkeeper nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and
took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed
it the officer, saying, 'That'll be $2,000, please.' The officer paid
and left with the monkey.
The surprised tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, 'That was a
very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars.
Why did that one cost so much?'
The shopkeeper answered, 'Ah, that 6114 monkey, he can rig aircraft
flight controls, score 300 on the Air Force Personal Fitness Test, set
up a perimeter defense and perform the duties of any enlisted man with
no back talk or complaints. It's well worth the money'.
The tourist then spotted a monkey in another cage. 'That one's even
more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?' he asked.
'Oh, that one' replied the shopkeeper. 'That's a 'Maintenance
Supervisor' monkey. It can instruct at all levels of maintenance,
supervise maintenance at the unit, intermediate, and Depot level, and
even do most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed'.
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in
a cage. The price tag was $50,000. The shocked tourist exclaimed,
'This one costs more than all the others put together! What in the
world can it do?'
'Actually' said the shopkeeper 'I've never actually seen him do
anything but drink beer (deleted by moderator) but his papers say
he's a Pilot.
InternationalShannon
Veteran
You're right, let's just call it even with a nice (deleted by moderator) handshake......winner 🙂
InternationalShannon
Veteran
He's so funny. That's why he's my favorite.
InternationalShannon
Veteran
Baaahahahahahaha, you're funny. You must work for a real airline if you don't know who I am. hahahaha.
whatkindoffreshhell
Veteran
You are proud of your keyboard skills and schoolyard mentality.
I do not believe I've ever seen a physical threat posted on these boards.
Those skills won't help you either after your current airline job is terminated.
No wonder WN won't have you.
InternationalShannon
Veteran
I was hired by WN in 1999, but thanks for your concern. I also don't currently work for an airline, I work at Wendy's.
Here, have a kleenex - I didn't realize you were about to have a *moment* Hurry up and blow your nose, I think Tyra is on, gurrl!!
InternationalShannon
Veteran
pssssttt........
he's gonna get me fired from Wendy's , can you please guard the recipe to the Chili? It's top secret. I'll cut you in on the proceeds after I open my own Chili and French Fry stand and undercut my soon to be former employer!!
Harry Callahan
Veteran
🙂 Shannon, you are soooooooo funny . I hope you are feeling better.
