The guy who wears pull ups just said:
"So, let's recap this turd called the MOU:
1. Pay increases that decrease depending on UAL or DAL's actions. Hmmmm. UNLESS THEY TAKE PAY CUTS OR PAY RAISES, THE RATES ARE FIRM. AS JELLO IN A SAUNA.
2. Loss of First come, first serve jumpseat - now seniority based. Hmmm. BOO HOO. SENIORITY MATTERS. REMEMBER THAT LANYARD? REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME I WALTZ DOWN THE JETWAY TO THE JUMPSEAT INSTEAD OF YOU.
3. Pay for pass riding. wonderful. I PLAN TO LIVE IN BASE, AS SHOULD YOU. NO PROBLEMO. I GUESS YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE TO VISIT OR VACATION - JUST ANOTHER CONCESSION.
4. No meaningful pay protections for displacements. Hmmm. COMPLETE PROTECTION, YOU JUST HAVE TO MOVE TO WHERE THE JOB IS, SEE #3. WELCOME TO THE INDUSTRY, I AM ON CREW BASE NUMBER 6 AT THIS COMPANY, WITH AT LEAST ONE MORE MOVE COMING. BOO HOO. AND HOW MUCH DOES MOVING COST? DOES THE COMPANY COMPENSATE? DIDN'T THINK SO.
5. Pay more (much, much more) for healthcare. Hmmm. NOT $3500 A MONTH MORE. BUT A LITTLE MORE. COULD VERY WELL BE 3500/MO - DO THE MATH.
6. Vague and incomplete language subject to interpretation. Hmmm. JUST LIKE OUR LARGE RJ GRIEVANCE, LOA 93 PAY RESTORATION, AND OUR 3% RAISES? BETTER? WE GET IT . SO WHY NOT GET BETTER LANGUAGE THIS TIME? SHOULDN'T WE LEARN FROM OUR PAST MISTAKES OF RUSHING INTO BADLY WORDED CONTRACTS?
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If it smells like a turd......IF YOU ARE SMELLING THAT WHEN YOU VOTE, YOU HAVE OTHER PROBLEMS. I SUGGEST DEPENDS WITH ODER PROTECTION.
NO. GOOD FOR YOU, YOUR CHOICE.
COMPANY SHILL. YOUR DEROGATORY SCREEN NAME SAYS ALL WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU THINK OF PILOTS.
Greeter