Submitted with deep apologies to the late Gil Scott Heron
Can't find a job that pays well
(But Obamy on da beach)
As the line for food stamps swell.
(and Obamy's on da beach)
I can't pay no 'lectric bill.
(and Obamy's on da beach)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Obamy's on da beach)
HUD jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Obamy's on da beach)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Obamy's on da beach)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Obamy's on da beach)
I wuz already payin' 'im 200 a week.
(while Obamy on da beach)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that #### wuzn't enough:
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Obamy on da beach)
Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but Obamy on da beach)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for Obamy's on da beach))
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hmm! Obamy's on da beach))
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Obamy's on da beach)
I think I'll sen' these overdue bills,
Airmail special
(to Obamy on da beach)