MY CONTINUED PRESENCE

[SegmentKing]

oh UScrew, you are funny. Being"ugly" really works for you it seems. I bet you feel all warm inside. Be careful. You could be Cyndy one day with all that entitlement you think you deserve.

KARMA!

careful, Uscrew is a very senior moderator and can decide when and where s/he moderates! Could be ugly an ugly scene if you both are trying to moderate on the same post, since its first come, first moderated!

Although with FlightChic's seniority, she may be able to transfer to another forum and be able to hold a very good moderator position; some of the other forums are very JUNIOR.

 

[USCREW]

Since it's first come, first serve....I hope to get my application in pronto:

NAME: USCREW

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Moderator Extraordinaire. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a DoUgIe style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Burger King drive-though window liason.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible ability to serve more than one customer at once while pushing Cash Cow too.

REASON FOR LEAVING: I wanted a promotion so I got a waitress-in-the-sky position.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. Really. Well, maybe not. I'm not sure, I'll get back to you.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:15 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: I don't think so.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes, and of course--the occasional cigar in my hotel room.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Hawaiian Islands with a fabulously wealthy sexy blonde super model business person who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

 

[Non Rev]

Well I'm not going anywhere either.

Oh Joy, can't wait to see how many more ways you can come up with to say the same ole thing, over, over, & over.

Just stating opinions!

 

[US1YFARE]

Oh Joy, can't wait to see how many more ways you can come up with to say the same ole thing, over, over, & over.

Just stating opinions!

What? That we think US sucks and offers an embarrassing, uncompetitive, and lousy product? That they treat their employees and customers like dirt? That kool-ade is the beverage of choice of certain posters? That the planes are dirty? That tempe is in over their heads? That HP was a small regional carrier that thought it was "international" because they flew to Mexico and Canada? That HP people thought you needed a passport to go to Hawaii? That being a frontline employee is a job and not a career according to tempe? Real meals and amenities in FC will break the bank? That customers want fares not reflective of the service? The "swoosh" is the symbol of a world class airline? Please clarify.

 

[YVINTERN]

Since USCREW is applying...I decided to apply to be a Senior Modirator based out of DCA too.

NAME: YVINTERN

SEX: Yes...Lots of it please with the KY Lube!

DESIRED POSITION: Senior Modirator based in DCA

DESIRED SALARY: A bottle of rum and yoohoo...two bottles of rum yoo hoo...and so on!



EDUCATION: Does Mesa Airlines Pilot Development and US Airways Training count?

LAST POSITION HELD: Doggystyle...whew Floyd was very heavy to hold!

SALARY: Got paid 4 Buddy Passes to do it!

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: Internship at Mesa Airlines while facilitating a personal financial crisis.

REASON FOR LEAVING: I wanted a promotion so I left Mesa for the big airline in the skies Aeroflot!

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Graveyard Shift Please

PREFERRED HOURS: Uhh...Is this a Preferred Employees Program? Do I get Chairman Preferred Hours?

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're for screwing people

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: I don't think so...Floyd is on these four days INTL trips lately

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Does a MS count?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: Affirmative but said Car has wings and engines and flies too.

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner for the 2007 December Cornfields Comedy Awards

DO YOU SMOKE?: No but I drink.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: International Modirator Purser

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: 😳 😳

 

[700UW]

You might be able to be one if you learned to spell it, M O D E R A T O R

And if you need KY, no group shower for you!

 

[tadjr]

I'm staying if for nothing else than to see what comes of UWCactus' posting about our future:

Quote:"
... but change is on the way. We may be a very different airline by summer, in some ways." Unquote

Something to do with that announcement on the 14th? I wonder when they are going to announce a delay in shipping our new uniforms... 😛h34r:

 

[YVINTERN]

You might be able to be one if you learned to spell it, M O D E R A T O R

And if you need KY, no group shower for you!

PLEASE SIR...I REPEAT SIR PLEASE TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT HOLE IN PHX


Modirator, Modirating, Modirate is a term we invented on USAV to mock moderator, Moderating, Moderate...Get Hip my friend 😉

 

[700UW]

Wake up and smell the coffee, not in PHX, never was and never will be.

Always a strong IAM union man here.

 

[YVINTERN]

Wake up and smell the coffee, not in PHX, never was and never will be.

Always a strong IAM union man here.

ALLRIGHT...HOW ABOUT THAT HOLE RIGHT BEHIND I AM MANAGEMENT HEADQUARTERS?

I believe that's' an Outhouse or a secret tunnel entrance w/ tranny poo and Thindy at guard? No Reserves allowed beyond this point.

 

[700UW]

You really need to back away from the keyboard.

You have no idea.

 

[piedmont1985]

I think I'll just keep a "rookie" status!

 

[YVINTERN]

You really need to back away from the keyboard.

You have no idea.

Was that a threat or a friendly warning?

 

[700UW]

Advice, now go back to Johnny O's office and play with your barbie jets.

 

[Non Rev]

What? That we think US sucks and offers an embarrassing, uncompetitive, and lousy product?
Thats a fact Jack, why continue to beat a dead horse?

That they treat their employees and customers like dirt?
That could be said for most companies out there, if it is so bad, there are options

That kool-ade is the beverage of choice of certain posters?
Childish name calling for those whose opinions differ from yours

That the planes are dirty?
Write somebody and tell them, its not going to get resolved on an internet BB

That tempe is in over their heads?
No argument there!

That HP was a small regional carrier that thought it was "international" because they flew to Mexico and Canada? That HP people thought you needed a passport to go to Hawaii?
Technically they are and international carrier, that argument does not float. Can you find nothing positive to say about the international growth of the past 2 years and the fact there will be more.

That being a frontline employee is a job and not a career according to tempe?
Signs of the times in corporate america, its all about the bottom line, again there are options, I was offered one and took it, not a bit of regret.

Real meals and amenities in FC will break the bank? That customers want fares not reflective of the service? I agree

The "swoosh" is the symbol of a world class airline? Don't even know what that is??? Please clarify.

I'm right there with most of the posters here that this could be a much better airline. But one can not be consumed by what is wrong. It's just not healthy. Instead of putting so much energy into the negative. Do something to make a difference. Try to find something positive if you cant find anything positive, take a look at yourself.