On the Bathroom Door it will have a sign,He!! yes why not wallpaper the Sh!thouse with Charmin ads,
Here's the Video script: Hello I'm Pat McGroin from Proctor & Gamble and if you a real hard A$$ Frequent Flyer consider US Airways for all your travel needs! Only US Airways is the exclusive airline of Proctor & Gamble and the Charmin. So if you're a real hard arse, let US Air and Charmin ease your travel pain. Also for our VERY FF'ers we recommend K-Y lubricating gel."