Now Kev, there there. You're not being a good Obamian citizen. Just for that you're gonna have to lead us in singing our next peace and brotherhood hymm. And don't forget to put some more of your jobs and benefits in the collection basket
Sung to the tune of the (old) National Anthem.
Obama save me
from my mortgage company
and the gas price I pay
for my ride everyday
And the rich pay their share
so I can sit in my chair
and wait on my check
while I drink on my deck.
(please help me finish).