MyJ4JjobSucks
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- Mar 10, 2006
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*Three pilot classmates from the Air Force academy were retiring in
the same month...they got together to discuss their forthcoming final
flights and retirement plans.*
*The Delta Pilot said, "I'm going to fly my Boeing Triple 7 to
Santiago. I have paid for all my close friends and my family to have
the entire first class section to themselves. I have hired a team of
Andes mountain guides and mules and we are all going to the top of
Mount Aconcagua and raise a flag to my stellar career! Then when we
fly back to Atlanta, I can't wait for the water cannon salute and from
there we will head over to Eagle’s Landing Country Club, where I am a
board member and have a retirement party that would put Fast Eddy
Chandler to shame!"*
*The United pilot said, "I, too, purchased the entire first class
section to bring along my entire family, kids, grandkids, cousins
nephews and their families! I will fly my Boeing 747-400 to my
favorite layover, Tokyo! I have reserved the entire Tsukiji Market and
since we are all avid sushi fans we will have a banquet and our chef
will be none other than; Jiro Ono...who is considered the best chef in
Japan! We will then tour the market place the next day and fly home to
San Francisco and I already have the 'Bay Tour' reserved! I, too, am excited about my water canon salute!
Then off to Dutch Henry Winery in Napa for a private retirement party
that would put Mark Sanders to shame!*
*The USAirways pilot said, "I'm going to fly my Embraer ERJ-190 up to
Buffalo...my third wife is going to try to get off work and see if we
can get her on as non-rev. I wanted my 7 kids to come, but they won't
talk to me any more. I have a 15 hour layover so I am excited to try
the chicken wings at Duff's Famous Wings...I can't afford to go to the
Anchor Bar, because the Day's Inn van only has a 5 mile radius. But we
ARE going to splurge and get the "20 piece with fries" and going crazy
and getting Medium Hot! The next morning, I only have one leg back to
Philly and we're due in right before the 9 o'clock push, so they can't
do a water canon salute do to the influx of traffic...."thanks a lot"
Southwest!!...so I'm going to buzz the runway...and then I'm going to
pull up to 45 degrees and do an aileron roll!!!*
*The two other guys were astonished! "Are you REALLY going to do
that?", they asked in unison!!*
*He said. "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM....well......................if the
captain will let me."*
the same month...they got together to discuss their forthcoming final
flights and retirement plans.*
*The Delta Pilot said, "I'm going to fly my Boeing Triple 7 to
Santiago. I have paid for all my close friends and my family to have
the entire first class section to themselves. I have hired a team of
Andes mountain guides and mules and we are all going to the top of
Mount Aconcagua and raise a flag to my stellar career! Then when we
fly back to Atlanta, I can't wait for the water cannon salute and from
there we will head over to Eagle’s Landing Country Club, where I am a
board member and have a retirement party that would put Fast Eddy
Chandler to shame!"*
*The United pilot said, "I, too, purchased the entire first class
section to bring along my entire family, kids, grandkids, cousins
nephews and their families! I will fly my Boeing 747-400 to my
favorite layover, Tokyo! I have reserved the entire Tsukiji Market and
since we are all avid sushi fans we will have a banquet and our chef
will be none other than; Jiro Ono...who is considered the best chef in
Japan! We will then tour the market place the next day and fly home to
San Francisco and I already have the 'Bay Tour' reserved! I, too, am excited about my water canon salute!
Then off to Dutch Henry Winery in Napa for a private retirement party
that would put Mark Sanders to shame!*
*The USAirways pilot said, "I'm going to fly my Embraer ERJ-190 up to
Buffalo...my third wife is going to try to get off work and see if we
can get her on as non-rev. I wanted my 7 kids to come, but they won't
talk to me any more. I have a 15 hour layover so I am excited to try
the chicken wings at Duff's Famous Wings...I can't afford to go to the
Anchor Bar, because the Day's Inn van only has a 5 mile radius. But we
ARE going to splurge and get the "20 piece with fries" and going crazy
and getting Medium Hot! The next morning, I only have one leg back to
Philly and we're due in right before the 9 o'clock push, so they can't
do a water canon salute do to the influx of traffic...."thanks a lot"
Southwest!!...so I'm going to buzz the runway...and then I'm going to
pull up to 45 degrees and do an aileron roll!!!*
*The two other guys were astonished! "Are you REALLY going to do
that?", they asked in unison!!*
*He said. "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM....well......................if the
captain will let me."*