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SUPER SCAB...."PTO" missing in action ?

Kev3188 said:
Robbed--

Those are too easy, my friend. Let's do it this way; since PTO made fun of you for not knowing a city where NW flies, but UAir doesn't how about having guess these:

FKL, AOO, BKW, EEN, etc...... :lol:
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I doubt PTO could find his butthole with his index finger standing over a mirror with a flashlight.
 
You guys must really be bored. Did I not say that I wasn't very snappy with the codes? I could probably do a Google search and answer your silly questions but I really do not care.
 
PlayTheOdds said:
I could probably do a Google search and answer your silly questions but I really do not care.
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well there is a simpler way, but since you really dont care I'll just let you stumble around in the dark... 😀

Now take your ball and run along. 😉
 
OK local I’ll take the bait and hang out awhile longer with my ball and play with you guys. While I am thinking about “kicking pricksâ€￾ <_< . For what it is worth here are the airport codes, complete with city, state and country of their location, you guys requested.

LHR= Heathrow Airport London, UK
LGW= Gatewick Airport London,UK
FKL= Chess-Lambertin Airport Franklin, PA. USA
AOO= Martinsburg Airport Martinsburg, PA. USA
BKW= Beckley Airport Beckly, WV. USA
EEN= Dillant-Hopkins Airport Keene, NH. USA
JHW= Jamestown Airport, Jamestown, NY. USA
 
wow you acutally know something! then give the code for Dubois Pa!
 
RTB/KEV,

XNA, that would'nt happen to be a "MESABA" station would it ??

Like....DTW/XNA = mesaba ?? :shock:

NH/BB's



PlayTheOdds said:
Would that be DUJ? I don't know this shet robbed google does. 🙂
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Hey BANANA HEAD;

It looks like you BEAT the "9th ward" rap ???

NH/BB's
 
Well Kevin, here's a lesson for you...... New codes.... EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!

MON
Middle of Nowhere
Use for passengers who want to get away from it all.
Note: this code is no longer used for Jamaica.

EOE
End of the Earth
Use for passengers who have already been to MON.

SRF
Surf City
Seating is two girls for every boy.

WRM
Use when a passenger asks for "someplace warm." Then book the passenger on the next flight South.

ATL/SUB
Use for passengers who want to go to Atlantis. The SUB part avoids confusion with Atlanta, and indicates the last part of the trip will be by submarine.

MOO
Generic code for any city in Wisconsin.

AGN
Use for travelers who had such a good time, they want to "go again."

TZN
Use for passengers who want to go to the Twilight Zone.
Note: Never seat these passengers near a window.

OIL
Generic code for any city in Texas.

POI
Use this code for package tours to Hawaii.

HDZ
Hades
Use for someone who's going to Hell.
Note: a hand-basket is considered carry-on luggage.

PRL
Pearly Gates
Use for passengers who want to go to Heaven.

BUS
Use when someone says they really can't stand to fly.

EMR
Emerald City
Use for passengers who want to meet the Wizard.

SOD
Use for Irish passengers returning to the Old Sod. (Passengers may request blarney or no-blarney seating.)

EH?
Generic code for Canadian destinations.
Note: do not use this code for hard-of-hearing passengers. Use WHA instead.

BUY
Use for passengers going on a shopping trip. (Not to be confused with BYE, for small passengers who are going Bye Bye.)

GET/HRE
Use when we don't fly to a particular city. Stands for "you can't get there from here."

HOM
Use for small children and tired travellers who just want to go home.

Special Triple-Character Codes

$$$
Use for gambling charters going to Las Vegas.

¢¢¢
Use for gambling charters returning from Las Vegas.

666
Seat this passenger anywhere he wants, and don't make him mad.

888
Indicates this passenger spent first leg of flight stealing food from other passengers.

III
Use to warn crew this passenger has a huge ego.

KKK
Use to indicate a bigot. Seat this passenger in the rear of the plane.

OOO
Use to warn crew this passenger fears flying.

UUU
Use to warn crew this passenger blames airline staff for any problem.

YYY
Use to warn crew this passenger asks too many questions.

XXX
Use for couples who look like they're going to join the Mile High Club.

Special Passenger Types

JRK
Use for obnoxious passengers. Always seat jerks near a crying baby.

ANY
Use when an escaping criminal demands to go "anywhere". If the criminal becomes suspicious, say the flight is to Albany, New York.

LTB
A baggage code for passengers who scream at you. (Alerts baggage handlers to "lose this bag.")
 
wonder if pto would need to see if googles has the following codes?

FAT

PSP

I know that I dont have to use a computer to look up airport codes!
 
PlayTheOdds said:
OK local I’ll take the bait and hang out awhile longer with my ball and play with you guys. While I am thinking about “kicking pricksâ€￾ <_< . For what it is worth here are the airport codes, complete with city, state and country of their location, you guys requested.

LHR= Heathrow Airport London, UK
LGW= Gatewick Airport London,UK
FKL= Chess-Lambertin Airport Franklin, PA. USA
AOO= Martinsburg Airport Martinsburg, PA. USA
BKW= Beckley Airport Beckly, WV. USA
EEN= Dillant-Hopkins Airport Keene, NH. USA
JHW= Jamestown Airport, Jamestown, NY. USA
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wow pto thats impressive, did you do this all by yourself? :lol:

the quote goes like this...

" it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks." which is to indulge in a futile gesture of rebellion. thats the path you helped to pave.

Perhaps your kids will understand this phrase someday!
 
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