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United Airline
Flight Attendants
YOUR FUTURE IS HERE! We are currently recruiting for flight attendant. Are you unfulfilled with your current career?
Are you looking for a dead end job filled with excitement and travel? This is your opportunity to be a United Airlines Flight Attendant. In a blink of an eye, you will see the world unfold before you. But if you blink too long, you’ll miss it. Because before you know it, you’ve been rescheduled. We’ll place you at 2 star hotels next to airport runways guaranteed to make your room roar and rumble so that you will never have to rely on a wake-up call.
Are you looking for new challenges? We’re definitely the company to bring it to you. We will test your endurance and see how long you can live up to our long extensive duty periods without giving you time to get a decent meal. Now keep in mind, we’re protected by the Railroad Act so we can get away with this. Not challenging enough? You will experience physical stress to the point of fatigue and exhaustion with virtually no sleep. If this sounds appealing, you are moments away from being considered a candidate as a United Airlines Flight Attendant.
Come and work for a company that has made Fortune 500’s “Top 10 Worst Companies to Work For.†We’re unethical and we will make sure that you’re treated with utmost disrespect. Many of our current flight attendants will attest
to this.
Still looking at the Classified Ads for a company that will sure stab you in the back, question your every move, interrogate you when you legitimately use your sick hours, make you feel unappreciated, provide you with no moral support, looking for an unstable career where in 5-10 years we will do almost anything to get rid of you so that we can replace you with 2 new employees for what we’re paying you at your then future wages? Well then, what are you waiting for? Apply now and be a United Airlines Flight Attendant. If you’re feeling hopeless and are at a crossroads in your life, apply now and we’ll redeem those feelings and make you feel more inadequate.
Dreaming of wearing the official United Airlines uniform? Be proud when you pay for it through payroll deduction; it’ll cost you more than a St. John or Giorgio Armani suit with less than a quarter of the quality.
Welcome Aboard to an exciting new career as a United Airlines Flight Attendant! Let our company unfold your future. Our wages are competitive - guaranteed to make you live paycheck to paycheck so we advise you to obtain an alternate profession. SO APPLY NOW!
United Airlines Wednesday, Feb. 28th
We are an Brokeback Inn
Equal Opportunity Employer (EOE) 901 Dirt Road Hwy.
and our employment turn over rate is high Chicago, IL