Time To Lighten Up

[Colby]

The Blonde FLight Attendant :

An Airline Captain was breaking in a very Pretty New Blonde Flight Attendant
The route they were flying had an Over-night in another City, so upon their
Arrival, the Captain showed the Flight Attendant the best place for airline
Personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the Pilot was Preparing the crew for the day's Route, he
noticed the new Flight Attendant was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the Captain asked, "Why NOT?"

The Flight Attendant replied, "There are only three doors in here" she cried,

"One is the bathroom, one is the Closet and one has a sign on it that says

'DO NOT DISTURB'!!! "

 

[ITRADE]

An Airline Captain was breaking in a very Pretty New Blonde Flight Attendant
The route they were flying had an Over-night in another City, so upon their
Arrival, the Captain showed the Flight Attendant the best place for airline
Personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

....

She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

How come he didn't just roll over and wake her up???? Ya know. Breaking in the very pretty new blonde flight attendant.

 

[Colby]

I was going to say something about that...BUT We do have US Passengers on here...Don't want them thinking all we do is join the "MILE HIGH CLUB"

 

[ITRADE]

Can I join???? Isn't that one of the US1 benefits????

 

[Colby]

SURE.... But you gotta get me back out FLYING FIRST !!!!!

 

[delldude]

Zero Tolerance?

 

[Dont call me Shirley]

The Flight Attendant replied, "There are only three doors in here" she cried,

"One is the bathroom, one is the Closet and one has a sign on it that says

'DO NOT DISTURB'!!! "

Old, but good. Here is another oldie..(back to when there were flight engineers.)

Definition of a successful layover:

The F/E gets "lucky".
The F/O gets a free meal.
The Capt has a bowel movement!

 

[Colby]

[
Definition of a successful layover:

The F/E gets "lucky".
The F/O gets a free meal.
The Capt has a bowel movement!

Seems like that would hold true now-a-day considering who Mainline has left for Captains....

Just like who mainline has left for International F/As..... God, bet those are some REAL FUN LAYOVERS !!!!!