Pricklyheat writes:
Ok, first of all I will never accept the fact a flight attendant is going to change my fate should gravity take hold. Second of all, the DOT and the FAA are there to not police the industry, but to promote it. Politics, big money (the airlines) prove this. Why do you think that these overpaid waitresses and waiters are not certified and hold a license like the pilots and mechanics. Because big business (the airlines) that they promote will not allow it. end
I reluctantly respond (it seems futile dueling with the unarmed, after all):
Without arguing with pricklyheat about his myopic assertion that a flight attendant is never going to change his fate should gravity take hold (forgetting the many aircraft evacuations that have been successfully executed by trained flight attendants after the law of gravity brought the aircraft back to the ground, as well as conveniently forgetting the myriad other resposibilities F/As have, such as operating defibrillaters, evacuating aircraft on the ground and in the water, dealing with out-of-control passengers who threaten the safety of others, ensuring passengers' comfort and overall security on the plane, and yes, serving a coke, etc...), I'd like to address pricklyheat's assertion that F/As are overpaid waiters and waitresses.
Pricklyheat asked in another thread how much F/As earn and I answered the question in a very candid reply. With the knowledge that a senior, full-time F/A on domestic at AA only makes $36,000 a year, why does pricklyheat continue to drone on about F/As' earnings? Just how much is 'overpaid' in his eyes? Does he believe F/As should make $19,000 (news flash: a huge percentage of them do make this; they're called junior F/As)? Furthermore, pricklyheat enjoys equating F/As with waiters and waitresses, so why does he think F/As are overpaid? After all, waiters & waitresses routinely make over $20,000 and $30,000. Seasoned, professional waiters in fine establishments make well above $30,000.
Given pricklyheat's incessant and irrational debasing of F/As, I think it's obvious he has a personal axe to grind with the workforce. Some 'overpaid waitress in the sky' must have broken his little heart by not finding the pillow he demanded on one his many horrible flying experiences so he has decided to hate us all 🙁 Pity...
BTW, if F/As become certified (a bill gaining legs on the Hill as we speak), will pricklyheat retract his demeaning comments about F/As? Not likely, for he'll remain tragically scarred by the pillow that never was.
One more thing before I get back to the books: am I the only one out here who thinks pricklyheat is way overpaid ($138,000 a year) for the work he does? After all, he just sits around on various flights and spends his evenings in nice hotels throughout the nation. Any trained chimp can do that. It's because of sponges like him that our medical costs are so high.