Attention All Eligable Voters
Allow me to intoduce myself, I am Joe IAM. I am an incumbent AGC in the upcoming district election on June 12th. I am asking you to vote for me. The reasons why? I don't want to lose my hundred thousand plus salary per year, my good medical and possible future district pension. I am sorry that you have not had a raise in the past three years or any hope of getting more scope in your contract, but I am doing the best I can do.You know how hard it is to work from home? I am also busy with e-board surf and turf dinners, confrence's and conventions, that's why I don't have time to negotiate in the month of June. It's not my fault you grievence's are not answered on time or you don't get station visits.
I know you think there is no accountability and you are absolutely right and besides I don't think I could ever put on another set of knee pads or handle luggage. PLEASE I need your vote, my wife would never forgive me if her lifestyle had to go back to what ramp wages could afford and I also have two kids in college that need new cars. I didn't want to mention it, but when I do visit stations, I have women their I also have to show a good time.
Remember, I have worke hard for you since 2008 and I promise I will be there for you
Thank you
Joe IAM