A Tongue-in-cheek Look At Us Airways

[BoeingBoy]

Airline's executives take flights of fancy

By Eric Heyl
TRIBUNE-REVIEW
Wednesday, August 25, 2004

It's a good thing David Bronner and Bruce Lakefield are navigating an airline and not an airplane. Were US Airways' two top executives copiloting a Pittsburgh-to-Philadelphia flight, the plane might well touch down in Paraguay.

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Jim

 

[delldude]

now thats a tuff act to follow,jim....
unfortuneatly it seems all too real. :huh:

 

[bobcat]

Now that's some funny stuff there!!!

Our leaders.........Frick and Frack!!!!! Moe and Larry!!!!! Abbott and Costello!!!!
Martin and Lewis!!!!! Tom and Jerry!!!!!! Beavis and Butthead!!!!! Goofy and Goofier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RumorS]

DUMB AND DUMBER

 

[youngblood]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

You should hear the neighbors. They think U is still around just for the entertainment.

 

[hp_fa]

I did notice that full page ad in USA Today on 8/24.

I wonder if they:

a) negotiated a lower rate based on a threat to file a motion in bankruptcy;

b) wasted money they claim not to have;

c) have no clue whatsoever; or,

d) all of the above.

 

[usair_begins_with_u]

Is that real or made up?.. its so hard to tell these days...

 

[delldude]

Is that real or made up?.. its so hard to tell these days...

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stunningly real satire....pretty viable though,eh?

 

[cavalier]

stunningly real satire....pretty viable though,eh?

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I was late reading this and must say I enjoy satire and do it too much myself, this guy did a excellent job because the truer it is, the funnier....and it's really really funny

Too bad people's livelihoods disappearing is not funny at all, but those two clowns care about as much as the employees care if they become richer :down: