ON AN INBOX SOMEWHERE IN EGAN, MN...
Dear Mr. Steenland,
I understand that NWA is in desperate need of wage reductions. Well, I am all about wage reductions. Count me in. I would like to recommend that my wages be cut to $12.00 per hour. Don't consider that some kind of hard figure mind you. I am sure that there is some hard working NWA executive on a 52' sloop in the Caymans who has a much better handle on the price target that NWA needs to be competitive. And I am all about competitive. Since I am sure you are sensitive to the type of work environment that exists in an airline, and how some of my co-workers might not understand or appreciate my proactive stance in regards to wage cuts, I ask that you keep this little correspondance just between us.
Sincerely,
Playtheodds
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