Casting Call

[USCREW]

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Wy not use the Simpsons? Everyone pays attention to them?

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[beachboy]

View attachment 6220Hey but then again Esther the maid of Ms. Katherine Chancellor on Y&R is a long time United flight attendant. She does it so can you!
Donttouchthebeauty- ever fly with her? She has been at UAL forever as I remember.

 

[nick]

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Right! No money for the employees that give them the huge bonuses, much less for advertising. My bad!

 

[TheLarkAscending]

They're auditioning right now, HURRY! I think the new tape should represent the true "New US Airways" in all its glory. We should also include real FFs like Piney, US1, and ART. The Captain should be 20, and the F/O should be 60. We'll have an East F/A in the suit and tie, and a West F/A in shorts. The agent meeting the plane will look like roadkill...(add theme music from poll).

The only fitting song would be the Theme from Deliverance then!

 

[USCREW]

Right! No money for the employees that give them the huge bonuses, much less for advertising. My bad!

I know Tempe loves free advertising, so I don't know if anyone will be compensated.

 

[US1YFARE]

The only fitting song would be the Theme from Deliverance then!

Bend over Piney, here it comes SUUUUUUEEEEEEYYYYYY

 

[YVINTERN]

Could I play the part of the cute young nonrev from corporate? Oh oh...maybe I could show them why you should not piss off a Deaf airline employee? 😉

 

[JS]

How about the crew from Dukes of Hazzard? (minus Jessie, he dead)

To offset the cost of paying them (not much, they're cheaper now than in the 1970's), and in fact, make some money, have the flight attendants hawk DVD's of the show.

 

[jimcfs]

How about the crew from Dukes of Hazzard? (minus Jessie, he dead)

To offset the cost of paying them (not much, they're cheaper now than in the 1970's), and in fact, make some money, have the flight attendants hawk DVD's of the show.

In the 2007 remake, can we cast DoUgIe as Boss Hogg? Sure, he'd have to gain a few pounds, but a few Buds would take care of that.

Scooter can play Roscoe.

 

[SS255]

In the 2007 remake, can we cast DoUgIe as Boss Hogg? Sure, he'd have to gain a few pounds, but a few Buds would take care of that.

...accompanied by Four Points Pie and a few rounds of the snack basket!

 

[iheartairbus]

funniest replies i've read in awhile!! Maybe we could put Betty Sue or Tommy Frank F/A's eating a couple ciabattias and fruit plates in the back while call buttons are going off and sudoko's everywhere.... and oinker's like piney up in 1st class hogging the snack basket and having several crows nest(feet) wine in a party cup on the way to tacky-a** reno😱) Sounds like a typical flt. to me

 

[NewHampshire Black Bears]

Tempe seems to be catering to the Ma & Pa Kettle crowd.

A little song and dance?

Just so you know, that’s the real Ma and Pa Kettle in the 1955 film “Ma and pa Kettle at Waikikiâ€￾.

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HA,

Wait till "Ma" finds out, that "Pa" just popped a VIAGRA


NH/BB's

 

[GroundedBoricua]

maybe Carlos Mencia or Chris Rock should be in it. Maybe they should copy Soul Plane version. "TESTICLES 1, 2 TESTICLES 1, 2" :groovy:

 

[USCREW]

Britney Spears will promote our "overseas" operation. In 2006, she was quoted as saying, "I get to travel to many places overseas, like Mexico and Canada". She was a frequent flyer on AWA.

 

[donttouchthebeauty]

View attachment 6220Hey but then again Esther the maid of Ms. Katherine Chancellor on Y&R is a long time United flight attendant. She does it so can you!
Donttouchthebeauty- ever fly with her? She has been at UAL forever as I remember.

No I haven't flown with her but I do know people that have. I used to watch the show everyday at 11 though..