International Shannon's New Thread

[USAir757]

Wow, this new thread is like moving into a new apartment. You have to get used to everything all over again. What should we talk about, Shannon? And where do you think we should we put the forks & knives?

 

[InternationalShannon]

I'm drunk right now off one glass of wine from boardwalk billys. Me and my friend threw bread at the ducks even though the sign said not to (actually it said do not feed geese) and we saw this cute turtle and I named him squirt like from nemo and I was in the middle of wondering how ducks and fish know the difference between bread and baby turtles and then squirt got eaten by a fish. And I went OH NO and then he got spat back out and then it happened again three or four more times and I couldn't keep track of regurgi-squirt's ups and downs so I came home and played on da interwebz. The end.

 

[Richard]

Shannon,

The post directly above this one is a perfect example of why this thread should be on the water cooler board, not here---the discussion here needs to stay on US Wendyways or it will be moved.

 

[N903AW]

Squirt = Scott Kirby! I thought everyone knew that!

 

[InternationalShannon]

Oh, for Pete's sake just move the damn thing then.

I just won't post anymore.

 

[Dog Wonder]

Squirt = Scott Kirby! I thought everyone knew that!

Even a goose couldn't stomach Squirt.

 

[InternationalShannon]

I guess I'm still not water coolered yet. Whoopeee tonight the bun truck goes to a new destination. I guess I better be camera ready. I'm working it and I hear there will be cameras. How fun is that. I guess I better make sure my uniform matches and pay more attention to the frosty customers than playing with balloons and cool gift bags up front.

Maybe I'll do my hair in the shape of an eiffel tower. That would be cool. I will pinch some hgh ranking suit's hiney just for you guys right before the camera clicks JUST FOR YOU guys. I might get fired though.

Hey, look at the little flower arrangement a pilot ordered from me. They're pens. They're for his wife from his kids. Didn't they come out cuuute???

The other ones look like this:

anyway they made a big fuss at wendys and I have been able to make alittle money with them so if you want to be part of the mothers day club just email me and tell me where to send it and all that crap o la. I'm not gonna hawk them on here though because it's not KOSHER. I'm just showing people cuz they asked. And all the cool people at Wendy's have them.

And that is how it relates. Cuz no one else does.

 

[cltvff]

Oooo... pretty flowers!!! AND... can't wait for pics of the bun truck's departure to a new number 2 window, especially the one where you pinch a suitbutt!!

 

[InternationalShannon]

wow, wendy's really threw down for this bun truck departure.

i ate too much cheese and my tummy hurts.

i didnt pinch a suitbutt but i had a camera on me for a good while as i tore tickets to the bun truck. pretty sure it was wsoc.

oh and i met someone from corporate communications who has my back. HAHAHA.

I GOTS IMMUNITY !!!!!!!!!! CORP COMMUNICATIONS HEARTS ME!!!!!

I might work at an airline. I might.

 

[InternationalShannon]

i'll post pictures when i get home.

im not posting at work i swear.

im working oversold lagarbage. no really.

 

[InternationalShannon]

Well wbtv3 website has my hands ripping a ticket. Hot.

 

[cltrat]

i'll post pictures when i get home.

im not posting at work i swear.

im working oversold lagarbage. no really.

again??? the wendy's manager must dislike you

 

[cltrat]

wow your hands are on the video too I am impressed

 

[wcs]

Shannon,

I watched the WBTV video on their website. There's a Wendy's commercial before the video for the "new Carolina Classic".

 

[Sally4th]

Well wbtv3 website has my hands ripping a ticket. Hot.

Geez, Shannon, couldn't ya have whipped in a quick *W* while your hands were on camera?

Isn't that a quick glimpse of you after the hands cameo - across from the uber bored duty free bod?

We has a star among us!