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Next part time job: Hand Model! That way when FlowerPens goes Global you will not have pay "talent" for the commercials!
InternationalShannon
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Here are some of the pictures, I'm kind of in a hurry to get ready for a party for my fabulous friend from London!!!
Ok, know what, I only have time for one.
Ok, know what, I only have time for one.
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Hahaha I am sorry. I frickin love that guy. He is something else. 😉
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hahaha here is me and noelnotross at a party for our friend from the UK who doesn't work at Wendy's anymore.
We had so much fun! I like him!
I think I had too much champagne and had a headache the whole next day. Today I have to work too Today is a very bad day on the calendar for me and my heart is extra broken so I'm working at Wendy's and then jumping on a plane to DCA where NoelNotRoss is waiting to take me to the symphony. He also once brought me Dr Pepper at 1am because I had a headache and I was too scared to take tylenol and I wanted DP really bad.
I dont know how Wendy's related that is, but I'm gonna be a real brat to those honeymooners going on their screwfests if I dont take a happy pill.
Happy Friday.
Love SNN :/
I think I had too much champagne and had a headache the whole next day. Today I have to work too Today is a very bad day on the calendar for me and my heart is extra broken so I'm working at Wendy's and then jumping on a plane to DCA where NoelNotRoss is waiting to take me to the symphony. He also once brought me Dr Pepper at 1am because I had a headache and I was too scared to take tylenol and I wanted DP really bad.
I dont know how Wendy's related that is, but I'm gonna be a real brat to those honeymooners going on their screwfests if I dont take a happy pill.
Happy Friday.
Love SNN :/
InternationalShannon
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Omg there is a gnome on the hub in the cdg gallery! Whatttt is she doing there pulling tickets!?
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Okay, you guys are going to have to hold down the fort on the number two window for me for a week or so because I'm off. But this time it's for fun, not sick.
I'm going out to Londonioniononiono tonignt on our outbound. As long as I get to sit in Envoy cuz if I don't, I'll probably not go. Hahaha. What a jerk huh? Nah, I'll probably go, I'll just drug myself so I can tolerate it. Noelnotross has them though so it's okay. If I need one, he'll get it that way there's no way I can have a repeat performance of recent events. ahem.
OMG you should have heard the joke he made the other day. He had tic tacs and I wanted one and he poured it into my hand and like 6 fell out and he was like "oops!" and I was like, oh whatever and I took all of them and then he looked at me surprised and said "Well, you do like to do that" which is a really funny joke if you know him and you have been reading my blog regarding an incident of which I cannot speak on here. I looked at him and I was a little offended at first and then I was like, Wow!! NICE BURN NOEL!! then I highfived him. There are like....three people in the world that would have gotten away with that joke without getting punched in the face. That was an awesome insult. Not that I like being insulted. It's just....well you have to know the story and the people.
WHO ALL WORK AT WENDYS. So it's still relevant. But if not, here's the linkage to my blog. Which I updated today.
So, anyway, you guys need to keep the fort down for me and keep that Pig Flu away. Cuz I really don't need to be blogging from the hospital again.
Be back soon!! Love you all the way to the moon!! xoxoxoxoxo
I'm going out to Londonioniononiono tonignt on our outbound. As long as I get to sit in Envoy cuz if I don't, I'll probably not go. Hahaha. What a jerk huh? Nah, I'll probably go, I'll just drug myself so I can tolerate it. Noelnotross has them though so it's okay. If I need one, he'll get it that way there's no way I can have a repeat performance of recent events. ahem.
OMG you should have heard the joke he made the other day. He had tic tacs and I wanted one and he poured it into my hand and like 6 fell out and he was like "oops!" and I was like, oh whatever and I took all of them and then he looked at me surprised and said "Well, you do like to do that" which is a really funny joke if you know him and you have been reading my blog regarding an incident of which I cannot speak on here. I looked at him and I was a little offended at first and then I was like, Wow!! NICE BURN NOEL!! then I highfived him. There are like....three people in the world that would have gotten away with that joke without getting punched in the face. That was an awesome insult. Not that I like being insulted. It's just....well you have to know the story and the people.
WHO ALL WORK AT WENDYS. So it's still relevant. But if not, here's the linkage to my blog. Which I updated today.
So, anyway, you guys need to keep the fort down for me and keep that Pig Flu away. Cuz I really don't need to be blogging from the hospital again.
Be back soon!! Love you all the way to the moon!! xoxoxoxoxo
InternationalShannon
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So, London is good 🙂 Sitting in the crew room at the Gatwick Hilton. Looks good, looks good!
SO, I suppose I will go wander around the terminal. I dont wanna ride the train into town by myself.
Then NNR will really get mad because he bought us tickets to see Wicked. WIIICKKEEDD!!!!
Love and kissies.
Shannon
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SO, I suppose I will go wander around the terminal. I dont wanna ride the train into town by myself.
Then NNR will really get mad because he bought us tickets to see Wicked. WIIICKKEEDD!!!!
Love and kissies.
Shannon
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OMG I HEART LONDON!!!!!
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oh my gee.
last night sucked. let me just tell you. 6 o clock, BOOOM!!!!
What? Thunderstorms?
I'd like to issue a certificate of appreciation to the clt tower who thought it would be a good idea at 845pm to throw an 820 ORD flight on the board while I'm boarding a delayed 830 RIC departure, moving PVD over to B4 and not telling anyone and then also putting a canceled and then reinstated MCO on the gate next door and not letting anyone know. Also, we couldnt board ORD because all the island flights got on the ground at the same time and customs was full so the inbound from PLS was stuck on the gate full of cursing people for a half an hour while the ORD people were saying "is this GONNA GO?" and the RIC people are like "Is RIC boarding?" and the MCO people are like "So is it the same kind of airplane?" and the phone is ringing and people are walking up trying to figure out where PVD went and I dont know and I'm blaming it all on the weather but it is no longer raining and everyone is mad at me.
The end.
So, in summary, here's me taking tickets. If i worked at an airline which I dont cuz I made all that up. me
RIP thank you
RIP thank you
RI..this isn't chicago
"what?"
"this is richmond"
"the board says chicago at 820"
"it's not"
"You guys are idiots"
(to self) Yep.
Next please.
Rip.
Rip.
Rip..wait, you're going to Providence.
Yes.
No, sir wrong plane.
No, it says D11.
No, it changed.
But my ticket says D11.
Well the ink doesnt change inflight
(blank look)
Go to B4.
RINGRINGRING
D11. Hey it's the tower how are you doing on Richmond?
HAHAHAHAHA *click*
Rip
Rip
Rip Sir, This isn't Chicago
Habla espanol?
NO.
OK! (walks forward)
NO!! No Chicago!
No?
No.
(stands there)
(suddenly 342048 people are at the gate staring at the MCO sign and looking at me meanly)
RIP.
RIP.
Rip-- SIR WAIT!! PVD went to B4.
effing figures. useless air.
Ok thank you.
Rip.
Ri-UM IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP US TO ORLANDO? THIS IS REDICULOUS!!
You're right. (on PA) if you're going to Orlando I assume this is the same type of aircraft and youll have the same seats please sit down and an agent will be at the gate assisting shortly. This is Richmond. And then Chicago.. (no one moves) Whatever.
Rip-Sir, This isn't Chicago
Espanol?
Sir, it STILL isn't Chicago (same guy as before)
Ok (walks ahead)
NO!! Sir..ESPERA!!!!
Ok.
Sientate aqui.
OHH. OK! (when did I learn to speaky?? COOL!)
Gate phone next door is ringing off the hook. I run to grab it.
HELLO?
Hey why isnt anyone answering ?
Um cuz no one's working this gate
Who's working MCO?
I dont know I have RIC
What about ORD?
I dont know
Why don't you know?
I DONT KNOW YOURE THE SUPERVISOR!!!
I could go on and on and on for like a year but Im getting mad again already.
I mean, if I was really in that situation.
Cuz, I wasnt.
last night sucked. let me just tell you. 6 o clock, BOOOM!!!!
What? Thunderstorms?
I'd like to issue a certificate of appreciation to the clt tower who thought it would be a good idea at 845pm to throw an 820 ORD flight on the board while I'm boarding a delayed 830 RIC departure, moving PVD over to B4 and not telling anyone and then also putting a canceled and then reinstated MCO on the gate next door and not letting anyone know. Also, we couldnt board ORD because all the island flights got on the ground at the same time and customs was full so the inbound from PLS was stuck on the gate full of cursing people for a half an hour while the ORD people were saying "is this GONNA GO?" and the RIC people are like "Is RIC boarding?" and the MCO people are like "So is it the same kind of airplane?" and the phone is ringing and people are walking up trying to figure out where PVD went and I dont know and I'm blaming it all on the weather but it is no longer raining and everyone is mad at me.
The end.
So, in summary, here's me taking tickets. If i worked at an airline which I dont cuz I made all that up. me
RIP thank you
RIP thank you
RI..this isn't chicago
"what?"
"this is richmond"
"the board says chicago at 820"
"it's not"
"You guys are idiots"
(to self) Yep.
Next please.
Rip.
Rip.
Rip..wait, you're going to Providence.
Yes.
No, sir wrong plane.
No, it says D11.
No, it changed.
But my ticket says D11.
Well the ink doesnt change inflight
(blank look)
Go to B4.
RINGRINGRING
D11. Hey it's the tower how are you doing on Richmond?
HAHAHAHAHA *click*
Rip
Rip
Rip Sir, This isn't Chicago
Habla espanol?
NO.
OK! (walks forward)
NO!! No Chicago!
No?
No.
(stands there)
(suddenly 342048 people are at the gate staring at the MCO sign and looking at me meanly)
RIP.
RIP.
Rip-- SIR WAIT!! PVD went to B4.
effing figures. useless air.
Ok thank you.
Rip.
Ri-UM IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP US TO ORLANDO? THIS IS REDICULOUS!!
You're right. (on PA) if you're going to Orlando I assume this is the same type of aircraft and youll have the same seats please sit down and an agent will be at the gate assisting shortly. This is Richmond. And then Chicago.. (no one moves) Whatever.
Rip-Sir, This isn't Chicago
Espanol?
Sir, it STILL isn't Chicago (same guy as before)
Ok (walks ahead)
NO!! Sir..ESPERA!!!!
Ok.
Sientate aqui.
OHH. OK! (when did I learn to speaky?? COOL!)
Gate phone next door is ringing off the hook. I run to grab it.
HELLO?
Hey why isnt anyone answering ?
Um cuz no one's working this gate
Who's working MCO?
I dont know I have RIC
What about ORD?
I dont know
Why don't you know?
I DONT KNOW YOURE THE SUPERVISOR!!!
I could go on and on and on for like a year but Im getting mad again already.
I mean, if I was really in that situation.
Cuz, I wasnt.
You know Shannon, thats all well and good, but really, why DID you take a 3 minute delay on Richmond? Dont you know how to board a flight to get it out on time? 
😛 Do we need an initial over the delays you continue to take?
😛 Do we need an initial over the delays you continue to take?
InternationalShannon
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let's just say hypothetically...
hypothetically, if a lady was being a really big jerk at the gate and yelling at the agents on a flight because the inbound flight was from mexico and it was full of swine flu.........like A LOT. and it went like this?
CL = Crazy Lady
US= uh, us.. Not US Airways. Who is that?
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CL; Did you just say the inbound was from MEXICO?
US: Cancun! Cinco De MAYoOoOoOoO!!
CL: *gasp* THAT IS REPUGNANT
US: One second *googling repugnant on blackberry* *getting offended*
US: They're cleaning the plane, it's fine.
CL: WHY DIDNT THEY TELL ME THAT WHEN I BOUGHT THE TICKET?
US: *looking to see when ticket was purchased. Three months ago* When did you buy your tickets?
CL: YEAH!! AT LEAST SIX MONTHS AGO!! PLENTY OF TIME TO LET US KNOW OUR LIVES WERE IN DANGER!!!!
US: Yeeahh.....swine flu wasn't a problem, really, then....
CL: MY husband is sickly!! If he so much as sneezes, I will sue your airline
US: Don't get on then.
CL: That was rude.
US *making sure badge is flipped over, gnome side up*: Just sayin.
Hypothetically, if the agents made lots of announcements making sure to reiterate that the plane was coming in from MEXICO and watching her unravel again....good times....would that be a little too much?
Then, as an added bonus, hypothetically, what would happen if a kleenex filled with hand sanitizer (looks like snot) found itself wedged in between the two seats they occupy? I mean, accidentally....and like, all wet....?
And hypothetically, what if the agents friend who was nonrevving and sitting two rows back got his camera out and covertly video taped the lady flipping out and using a cane to move the offending kleenex full of the swine flu and melting down. Would it be rude if that same agent asked how everything was and the lady bit her lip and said nothing? I mean, just checking on her and all.
It didnt delay the flight. They still flew. For some reason, I might have gotten like four phone numbers from single guys and two marriage proposals. I also got four above and beyonds. A Chairman ripped the off just like that for providing a good show. I didnt know it was that big of a show. I mean, it's not like they even knew about the tissue. Wait, I mean, I didnt do it. ..er..what tissue?
Me and my gate partner are funny. I didnt accept any numbers though because I would rather spend all week with NoelNotRoss than five minutes with some weirdo from the airport who has bad intentions.NNR is safe and cozy. Oops off topic.
Hypothetically ,I mean, cuz I didnt work that flight.....
Hypothetically.
Would that be too wrong to be funny? FYI. Hand Sanitizer looks a lot like snot if it needs to. Not that I would know.
hypothetically, if a lady was being a really big jerk at the gate and yelling at the agents on a flight because the inbound flight was from mexico and it was full of swine flu.........like A LOT. and it went like this?
CL = Crazy Lady
US= uh, us.. Not US Airways. Who is that?
__
CL; Did you just say the inbound was from MEXICO?
US: Cancun! Cinco De MAYoOoOoOoO!!
CL: *gasp* THAT IS REPUGNANT
US: One second *googling repugnant on blackberry* *getting offended*
US: They're cleaning the plane, it's fine.
CL: WHY DIDNT THEY TELL ME THAT WHEN I BOUGHT THE TICKET?
US: *looking to see when ticket was purchased. Three months ago* When did you buy your tickets?
CL: YEAH!! AT LEAST SIX MONTHS AGO!! PLENTY OF TIME TO LET US KNOW OUR LIVES WERE IN DANGER!!!!
US: Yeeahh.....swine flu wasn't a problem, really, then....
CL: MY husband is sickly!! If he so much as sneezes, I will sue your airline
US: Don't get on then.
CL: That was rude.
US *making sure badge is flipped over, gnome side up*: Just sayin.
Hypothetically, if the agents made lots of announcements making sure to reiterate that the plane was coming in from MEXICO and watching her unravel again....good times....would that be a little too much?
Then, as an added bonus, hypothetically, what would happen if a kleenex filled with hand sanitizer (looks like snot) found itself wedged in between the two seats they occupy? I mean, accidentally....and like, all wet....?
And hypothetically, what if the agents friend who was nonrevving and sitting two rows back got his camera out and covertly video taped the lady flipping out and using a cane to move the offending kleenex full of the swine flu and melting down. Would it be rude if that same agent asked how everything was and the lady bit her lip and said nothing? I mean, just checking on her and all.
It didnt delay the flight. They still flew. For some reason, I might have gotten like four phone numbers from single guys and two marriage proposals. I also got four above and beyonds. A Chairman ripped the off just like that for providing a good show. I didnt know it was that big of a show. I mean, it's not like they even knew about the tissue. Wait, I mean, I didnt do it. ..er..what tissue?
Me and my gate partner are funny. I didnt accept any numbers though because I would rather spend all week with NoelNotRoss than five minutes with some weirdo from the airport who has bad intentions.NNR is safe and cozy. Oops off topic.
Hypothetically ,I mean, cuz I didnt work that flight.....
Hypothetically.
Would that be too wrong to be funny? FYI. Hand Sanitizer looks a lot like snot if it needs to. Not that I would know.
