Happy Friday everyone!! Which is so much better than Monday, right? SPEAKING of Mondays, I was going through one of my oldest blogs and I think they are funnier when I go through them later.
Here is why you need to appreciate Fridays....The Monday Fairy doesn't show up on Fridays.
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the monday fairy 5/2007
mood: BLAH
It is like 7 something am and i just yawned and i slept on my arm funny and cut of circulation and somehow punched myself in the eye mid yawn. After unsuccessfully figuring out how the hell that happened i chalked it up to the Monday Fairy. Shes that little mythical wench that is invisible and makes sure your monday is awful. Apparently the skank gets overtime if she starts her antics early. You know what, Monday Fairy? Im onto you. You know what else? Tinkerbell was with your man last night. He said it was nice to be with a fairy whose a$$ didnt create so much drag. Have a nice day, fatty.