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Ten Best Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping on the Clock
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
Maintenance Self-Directed team training course you forced me to attend.
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Zinc Chromate. “Thanks†You probably
got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement for you
and your co-managers. I'm envisioning clearing more MEL’s on thru flights."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. Boy I’m glad to see you! "I put my head down in discuss!
My supervisor continues making Sexual advances towards me
and I can’t figure out how to fill out the Zero Tolerance paperwork.
4. "Heck! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to clear
the MEL I was working on without Robbing any Parts.
3. "Did you ever notice noises coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?" You might just want to write someone
up who’s a little more mentally stable than me.
2. "Who the Dumb Bastard that brewed the Decaffeinated coffee.
NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
Maintenance Self-Directed team training course you forced me to attend.
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Zinc Chromate. “Thanks†You probably
got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement for you
and your co-managers. I'm envisioning clearing more MEL’s on thru flights."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. Boy I’m glad to see you! "I put my head down in discuss!
My supervisor continues making Sexual advances towards me
and I can’t figure out how to fill out the Zero Tolerance paperwork.
4. "Heck! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to clear
the MEL I was working on without Robbing any Parts.
3. "Did you ever notice noises coming out of these keyboards when you
put your ear down real close?" You might just want to write someone
up who’s a little more mentally stable than me.
2. "Who the Dumb Bastard that brewed the Decaffeinated coffee.
NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."
