How sad, how truly sad. Don't blame everyone else for your own shortcomings, donttouchthebooty. Those who have it don't have to flaunt it, which is why your screen name leads me to believe your a 50-something year old flight attendant who yearns for her yesteryears. Not that there's anything wrong with 50-something flight attendants, just the ones who wish they were still 20-something and are bitter at the world because of it. Have you looked into Botox, perhaps? Heck, i hear nowadays they even have butt implants, which would help you out tremendously, considering yours has begun to slide down the back of your legs.