The Plan
In the beginning, there was the plan.
And, then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form,
And the plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the workers
And they spoke among themselves, saying “It is a crock of ****,
And it stinkethâ€.
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said “It is a pail of dung,
And we cannot live with the smellâ€.
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying “It is
A container of excrement, and it is very strongâ€.
And the Managers went unto their Directors saying “It is
A vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it’s strengthâ€.
And the Directors spake amongst themselves, saying to
One another, "It contains that which promotes plant growth,
And it is very strongâ€.
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents saying unto them “It
Promotes growth and is very powerfulâ€.
And the Vice Presidents went to the President saying unto him “This
New plan will actively promote growth and vigor of the company
With very powerful effectsâ€.
And the President looked upon the plan and said that it was good.
And the plan then became Policy.
And this is how **** happens.
In the beginning, there was the plan.
And, then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form,
And the plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the workers
And they spoke among themselves, saying “It is a crock of ****,
And it stinkethâ€.
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said “It is a pail of dung,
And we cannot live with the smellâ€.
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying “It is
A container of excrement, and it is very strongâ€.
And the Managers went unto their Directors saying “It is
A vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it’s strengthâ€.
And the Directors spake amongst themselves, saying to
One another, "It contains that which promotes plant growth,
And it is very strongâ€.
And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents saying unto them “It
Promotes growth and is very powerfulâ€.
And the Vice Presidents went to the President saying unto him “This
New plan will actively promote growth and vigor of the company
With very powerful effectsâ€.
And the President looked upon the plan and said that it was good.
And the plan then became Policy.
And this is how **** happens.
