Meanwhile I get more junior by the day. It's sickening. I hope every single reserve calls out next month. I'm sick to death of being kicked around sitting in base in the 25 hour bucket on this horrendous LTO prison.
So angry...
"Thanks for playing the PRICE OF FLIGHT - Bob tell her what she has won"
"Your showcase begins with: RELOCATION!!!!
By signing your application and agreeing to work weekends, holidays, and relocate......the company is going to utilize that to their full advantage for the rest of your career - BECAUSE THEY CAN!!!! Isn't that great!!!!"
"You are going to paid a salary at the bottom, yes you heard me right, at the bottom of the industry and will be made to feel that you are ungrateful all while being able to legally qualify for government assistance. You are expected to be professional at all time..... but will be made to feel by the company and morons "that you have an entitlement mentality".
"You are going to stay in beautiful Essington, PA at the world famous Lagoon Inn Spa and Retreat (with a phone attached 24 hours a day) and will enjoy these wonderful activities:
How to accessorize a cell phone or beeper......while being on call.
Learning what rooms get better cell reception - which could qualify you for a job with the FCC.
Sleep deprivation and disrupted circadian rhythm......(and not the Tinto Puente Import version)
Poverty - for the PRIVILEGE of working for SWOOSH Airlines.
After paying for training you will get the privilege to purchase the Stylish SWOOSH Uniform (circa 1984 UAL)by world famous designer "Twin Hills by Stan Herman". Incidentally made in Malaysian sweat shop - where they are paid more than you.
Guaranteed the worst trips in the SWOOSH system indefinitely with only the hope of furlough.
Leaning Yiddish in your spare time between those Quick Call TLV trips....when the weather gets bad or when they re-crew.
Watching the same crews overfly every month and then the joy of working with them after they have flown 10 INTL trips back to back after commuting in from the West Coast.
Represented by a union that is only concerned with themselves (and how not to fly) and by the top 15% of the seniority list - which will NEVER GOING TO RETIRE - BECAUSE THEY CAN"T
Learning to drink excessively on your time off or if you drink already - finding a twelve step program"
"This is ALL yours because the it's the PRICE OF FLIGHT"
"This is "Louis Sapphire" here reminding you to have your pets spayed and neutered to help control the "numbers guys" population."
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It's true
"The promised payoff is never going to arrive"